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softballxwin27

Status: twitter @_oliviahunter

Member Since: 14 Aug 2011 07:24pm

Last Seen: 3 Nov 2017 09:59pm

Location: Northern California

Gender: F

user id: 207838

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Most of these quotes aren't mine
  1. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    How to take a test:
    cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

  2. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    I am beach deprived.

  3. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 5:29pm UTC
    Am I the only one who tries to find pictures in marble?

  4. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    11:30- I will go to bed.
    3:30- Why am i on Wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory.

  5. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:37am UTC
    *Joins social network and is never social again*

  6. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

  7. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.
    This giraffe needs help.

  8. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    When my mom doesn't shut my door all the way,
    a little part of me dies.

  9. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    You're a good example of why
    Some animals eat their young.

  10. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Today I bought a pack of nuts. On the packet it said "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS."
    Well I'd be a bit disappointed if I opened it and a sock fell out.

  11. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    I don't want to brag or anything...
    But I can untangle my earbuds in less than 20 minutes without considering suicide more than once.

  12. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    "Hello, modeling agency-"
    "Yeah, my facebook profile picture has gotten
    26 likes and I think I'm ready to go pro."

  13. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't.
    Emphasize. Your. Point. It. Makes. You. Look. Like.
    You. Have. Asthma.

  14. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    I'm beginning to think
    that I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my kitchen.

  15. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If Godzilla had a son,
    his name would be Jesuszilla

  16. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:52am UTC
    If you pick up an ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge,
    you probably don't belong on witty.

  17. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    "Good game"
    "Good game"
    "Good game"
    "You suck"
    "Good game"
    "Good game"
    "Good game"

  18. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Wow! The prize in this cereal box is the most realistic looking dead mouse I've ever seen!

  19. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Personally,
    I feel that Romeo and Juliet could've handled the situation better.

  20. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by
    getting a giant bunny rabbit to hide chocolate eggs.
    I can't help but feel there is a massive gap of information somewhere.

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