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omfG
 
SO TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT










 
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omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND

956 faves · 21 comments · Feb 18, 2013 5:44pm

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*I.Love.Unicorns** · 1 decade ago
So true~!
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Dollface22 · 1 decade ago
Hmmm... 666 faves... allow me to save us from the devil's son by making this 667 faves
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
I cannot stand that song!! Omg it's so annoying and what's with the saying "diamonds in the sky" SINCE WHEN ARE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY????
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*I.Love.Unicorns** · 1 decade ago
So I'm I
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CanIBeThePeanutButterToYourJelly · 1 decade ago
that was so funny i forgot that it I saw it 20 times before on the internet
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
i know right
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luvyhu4ever · 1 decade ago
omg... lol
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Squilliam Fancypants* · 1 decade ago
Mine sang along...
We ligit sang it ALL class...
My school is wierd...
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catarina* · 1 decade ago
that's what my physics teacher also said when 2 girls started to sing diamonds in class XD
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sexybreadtin · 1 decade ago
There's this thing called 'punctuation'. You should try it some time.
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chickittylover · 1 decade ago
Sometimes having limited punctuation makes the quote more funny.
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
holla
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Delete this quote. If I read it again I'll personally track down your Physics teacher and tell him/her that diamonds do not reflect, they REFRACT.
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
she got it off tumblr so it isn't actually her mistake. but getting it off tumblr is a mistake. so it is her mistake. i'm just confusing myself..
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1D_Babyyy · 1 decade ago
Actually...Dteve said that getting things off of tumblr and twitter and Facebook ect. Are ENCOURAGED. Even ask him :)
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
i didn't say it wasn't..
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1D_Babyyy · 1 decade ago
Look, I'm not looking for a fight or anything but I just want to inform you that you said it was "Her mistake for getting the quote off of tumblr" so technically, you were saying this quote was bad.
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
hi i would just like to interject that i love you guys and there's no worries here, but i am grateful for both of your concern in terms of making sure rules are followed and known. again, love you guys! but no worries
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
haha it's alright
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Calliope* · 1 decade ago
Mine was salad fingers going "Hubert Cumberdale, fancy seeing you hear" and now the class is afraid of me.. :/
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
They actually refract light, I've been awkwardly explaining this to people :/
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