Okay so today in math class some really rude and just overall nasty gal was saying, "Yeah no don't take my candy it's my reward after my workout" and all I could think was: You shouldn't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog. Oh wait a frickin second, yes you are you little tramp.
So a couple days ago, I was chatting with my boyfriend and our friend xbox live. It went a little something like this.. Me: Honestly, I never would have pictured me fitting in with our group. I've never really been a part of anything before. Omar: Well actually, Jasmin...you weren't really a part of our group until you started dating Felipe. Me: Oh... Felipe: Yeah you were never really part- I left the party right then and there. Ouch. Not even my own boyfriend will defend after being together for 8 months...
So today I was at Food 4 Less with my mom, waiting in line to pay. There was a little girl, about the age of 4 or 5, in front of us with her mother. She had a little stuffed brown chihuahua with her, it was so adorable. She started asking me questions and her mom said not to bother me, I told her mom it was fine. Me and the girl started playing with her little stuffed animal, I told her about Marshmallow and she seemed happy to hear about her. I then noticed the red rash-like looking marks on her skin and how thin her hair was. She pulled me away and told me, "You're older so you have to be smart. Please tell my mommy I'm okay and I don't want to see her crying because I'm sick. Tell her I'm okay, I just don't want to see her cry anymore." I then realized she had cancer. The thin hair and redness were just from chemotherapy. I had to keep a composed face and told her, "Sometimes mommys cry because they're scared. If you see her crying, hug her and let her know you're fine." It's amazing how this happened in a matter of a few minutes. This young girl is brave. I wish young Emily and her mother the best.
*Mom hands me phone to answer* Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home? Me: I have no mother. Her: Well can I speak to your father? Me: Yeah, which one? Her: Which one is home? Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. Her: So who's Antonio? Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex. Her: So Carlos was cheating? Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. Her: So Mark wasn't cheating? Me: I never said that. Her: Yes, yes you did! Me: No I didn't. Her: Y-yes! You did! Me: Did what? Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye. My mom's reaction=priceless.
Mom: Why the hell did you ditch school? Were you eating weed or f-f*cking some guy?! Me: Mom, it's smoking weed, not eating, and no. I was at the park playing Pokemon... Her: WHAT? NO ONE GOES TO THE PARK TO PLAY POKEMON! FOREVER ALONE.
On the phone Mom: What else do you want from the store? Me: Nothing-OH WAIT. Buy me lettuce! Her: Water? Me: NO. LETTUCE. Her: Why do you want water? Me: MOM I SAID LETTUCE. Her: Just plain water? Why? We have water at home. Me: MOTHER I SAID LETTUCE. L-E-T-T-laughs never freaking mind, just buy me my monster. hangs up mom calls back Me: Hello? Her: Did you mean butter? And this is why I love my hearing impaired mother. ♥