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Birthday: December 5

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I'm youaverage girl,

only   way   better   looking ;)

Why hello there lovely :) I am sorry if this is long but I have a tendency of talking about myself too much! This is in sections so don't read anything you don't wanna!

General Information:
My name is Karissa, but feel free to call me Kar, Kris, or Krissy. I am 18 years old and will be 19 in December!  I have long curly blonde hair that is extremely hard to tame and blue-green eyes. I am short obviously! I stand at 5' 2" and my dad and brother tower over me. I have a sister Courtney who is 23 years old! She has a 4year old name Connor. She just got proposed to her boyfriend too! I also have a brother named Derek who is 21 and someone I can always rely on! I drive a 2012 BMW m6 that is black and customized with pink trim<3 It's perfect.

I am returning to high school in December for my senior year!. I hate everyone in it for the most part except my four besties Matt, Christiaan, Ragan, and Ashlay. I get straight A's forcefully since grades are a big thing for my parents. I played soccer and lacrosse and was on my winter cheer team but this year soccer and lacrosse may not happen!

My daughters story:
I am a teen mom. I hade my daughter Jessica Kristen on September 15th of 2011. Her father's name is Christiaan. Her first name has no specific details. We just wanted a name that didn't already have a face to the both of us. Her middle name is almost a mix of both of our names put together.She is truly a blessing to have in my life and anything anyone says to me otherwise just would never be a good parent. It has been very tough as a mom trying to balance school, a family, friends, and sports but everyone around me is extremely supportive!

We met in 1st grade and have been best friends ever since. We started dated when I was 14 after I got out of a bad relationship with a boy much older than me. Both of our families were also extremely close which helped us out when we had Jess. When Jess was first born the stress got to the both of us and we decided being friends would be better. It was extremely hard not having him their as a boyfriend and only as a distant friend and father to Jessica. Today we are extremly close once again. We are dating and as happy as can be as a family. 

Caiden Grey:
I have recently had my second child. It is a boy and we chose the name Caiden, Cade for short. He was born October 1st at 3:42am. He is the cutest thing every and we loveeee having him around! Definitely a blessing and Jess loves being a big sister! Not to long till he is one!
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RIP James and Kasey 1.19.13<3 always remembered
Pray for baby Lins<3

  1. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 3:57pm UTC
    I have kids. Last time I checked I didn't ask you people to be my friends and approve of my life. Just want some respect.

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Guys help I am bored

  3. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    Answering all teen mom questions
    100% honestly for the day! Go!

  4. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 4:24pm UTC
    I figured I would do one of these dumb
    things for any new people to get to know me lol
    99 Confessions
    1. Last hug: Christiaan
    2. Last phone call: Mother
    3. Last text message: "I'll come around 5:30 but I just ate lunch" --sister
    4. Last song you heard: thinking of you mike stud
    5. Last time you cried: around a week ago?
    6. Dated someone twice: yes
    7. Been cheated on: yes
    8. Kissed someone & regretted it: yes
    9. Lost someone special: Yes
    10. Been depressed: ehh
    11. Pulled all-nighter: Yes
    12. Pink
    13: green
    14: purple/blue
    15. Made a new friend: Yes
    16. Fallen out of love: no
    17. Laughed until you cried: Yes
    18. Met someone who changed you: Yes
    19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes
    20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes
    21. Kissed anyone: yes
    22.How many people on your followers list do you know in real life: 2
    23. How many kids do you want: I have two maybe one more
    24. Do you have any pets: yes
    25. Do you want to change your name: Nah
    26. What did you do for your last Birthday: nothing to special. just some family dinner and parties
    27. What time did you wake up today: 7:15am
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping/watching tv?
    29. Name something you cannot wait for: Going Back to School in December
    30. Last time you saw your mother: two ish hours
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: nothing
    32. What are you listening to right now: Bubble Guppies and Mike Stud
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes
    34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: jessica
    35. Most visited webpage: tumblr
    36. Whats your real name: Karissa
    37. Nicknames: Kar, Kris, Krissy
    38. Relationship Status: taken
    40. Male or female: Female.
    44. Last kiss?: today
    45. Tall or short: short aka username
    46. Height: 5'2"
    47. Do you have a crush on someone: well i have a boyfriend
    48. What do you like about yourself: evverything except my butt and boobs
    49. Piercings: belly button and some ear ones
    50. Tattoos: yupp 3 small ones
    51. Righty or lefty: Righty.
    53. First piercing: ears
    54. First best friend: Christiaan and Ragan
    55. First sport you joined: tball i think haha
    56. First vacation: Mexico? or Disney Land
    59. Eating: Nothing
    60. Drinking: water
    61. I'm about to: to meet some friends
    62. Listening to: wasnt this already asked
    63. Waiting for: Christiaan to shower
    64. Want kids: at least one more as already said
    65. Want to Get married: Yes
    66. Career: hopefully interior design
    67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
    68. Hugs or kisses: kisses
    69. Shorter or taller: Taller
    70. Funny or Cute: Funny
    71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both
    73. Sensitive or loud: both
    74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
    76. Kissed a stranger: yes sorta
    77. Stole something for someone: NO
    78. Lost glasses/contacts: yes
    79. hurt youself: Yes
    80. Broken someone's heart: ya
    82. Been arrested: sorta
    83. Turned someone down: yes
    84. Cried when someone died: yes
    85. fallen for a friend: Yes
    86. Yourself: 110%
    87. Miracles: eh
    88. Love at first sight: Yes
    89. Heaven: yes
    90. Santa Clause: im a mom sooooo
    91. Kiss on the first date: yupp
    92. Angels: ehh
    94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
    95. Did you sing today: Yep
    96. First person in your contacts: Alyson
    97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: freshman year
    98. The moment you would choose: the week after Jess was born
    99. Are you afraid of falling in love? I am :)

  5. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 12:12pm UTC
    Looking into redoing Jessicas room! Any theme ideas let me know! We are thinking a Frozen theme or Paris!

  6. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 5:19pm UTC
    I realize I have been gone for a while and
    was not able to keep you all updated on my life,
    but as you could guess it is super busy.
    Mom life is great and I cant believe my baby boy is
    going to be one in October! Jess is fantastic and
    I can't wait to recconnect with someone of you!
    Leave some comments I miss you!!!

  7. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 9:31pm UTC

  8. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Can't believe my boy Caiden is already over a month old!
    Thanks for the support witty<3

  9. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    According to Astronomy, when
    you wish upon a star, you're actually
    a few million years too late.
    The star is dead.
    Just like your dreams

  10. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    part of me wants to be 7 and careless.
    part of me wants to be back in your bed.
    part of me wants to be 40 and settled.
    part of me wants to be dead.

  11. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    Also shoutout to the rude peole
    who give me dirty looks when
    walking around the mall with my
    children. Get struck by a bus.

  12. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    The only reason I get jealous is because we started off as friends too

  13. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Pure Heroin has to be the best thing ever
    - format by Breeze

  14. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    "Why don't you
    tell me that "if
    the girl had
    been worth
    having, she'd
    have waited for
    you?" No, sir, the
    girl really worth
    having won't
    wait for

  15. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:13pm UTC


  16. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Hey everyone!
    I had my 2nd child this morning at 3:42am!
    It's a boy and his name is Caiden Grey!
    I'll be super busy but have some time right now to answer
    any questions!
    Thanks for all your support!

  17. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    My second child is hopefully entering the planet this week!
    Never been so excited!

  18. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    Please Read!
    It's so hard to believe in less than 4 weeks I will be having baby number two. Teen parent hood is nothing to be proud of or to promote but I have never been more proud of everything I have gone through its all been extremely tough, but I have gotten through so much with the support of my friends, family, and most importantly you guys. Although many of you don't approve of my life style even more of you support me and I love each and every one of you for it! I know I am already not on here as much as I was before, but I am going to try to keep you all updated! September 26th will hopefully be the day! Thank you all so much and if you have questions about literally anything do not hesitate to ask me! Love you all xox

  19. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    me: What are you wearing on the first day of school?
    friend: A FROWN

  20. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Men: If you wanna know what a woman's mind
    is like just imagine a browser with 2,143 tabs open.


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