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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.

My mom's reaction=priceless.
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2889 faves · 55 comments · Mar 22, 2012 8:31pm

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ellie 🌸* · 1 decade ago
LOOOOL XD
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
omg loll
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invisabledinosaurs · 1 decade ago
this just seriously made my day XD was your mom laughing?
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MildredTheCookieMonsterz · 1 decade ago
Caoimhs289
Completly
Right ;D
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
Pure Genius!
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Dark_Swan_3 · 1 decade ago
I JUST DIED LAUGHING AT THIS!
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veryanonymous · 1 decade ago
omfg. so doing this next time
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kd00wittystories · 1 decade ago
i usually speak in spanish and they get all freaked out :D its hilarious
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Castiel* · 1 decade ago
Im gonna do this whenever someone calls like that, but they normally ask for mr/mrs_________ so i cant :(
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prettyquotes12 · 1 decade ago
lmfao
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_today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_ · 1 decade ago
made my day c:
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---* · 1 decade ago
My fave quote eva :P
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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
This made my day! I am seriously going to try this!
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imsopurdy · 1 decade ago
Loool if a telemarketer calls I'm so doing this!
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Inlovewhim · 1 decade ago
haha I usually tell telemarketers that I'm moving to Australia tomorrow!
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totallynotacat* · 1 decade ago
Yes, this did actually happen. I dislike telemarketers so I find a way to entertain myself at their cost.
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BelieberChicxxx · 1 decade ago
EPIC just EPIC! Is it actually real? :3
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totallynotacat* · 1 decade ago
I'm just going to say this right now to all those who want to try this, it will only work on women. Women are much more nosier, if you try something like this on a man they won't ask questions or be interested and just say good bye.
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maddylove7 · 1 decade ago
I love you. Hahahahah! ;DD My jaw dropped, and I rose my eyebrows! lol. I started laughing when you got to the cheating part!
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skrewing* · 1 decade ago
OMFG. LOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
My Reaction- PRICELESS
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