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  1. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    The only reason
    I get jealous is because
    w e s t a r t e d o f f a s f r i e n d s t o o .

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 12:00am UTC
    just for once,
    i want someone to act stupid around me because they like me. i want someone to text me, and be upset if i don't answer after a few minutes. i want someone to think of being with me, and miss me, and want me. i want someone who listens to a song and thinks of me. i want someone to for once just like me.

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    In my bedroom at night.
    Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
    Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
    Me: Uh....what's that....?!
    Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
    Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
    Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    I think I missed that part
    in my childhood where I was supposed to
    have a cute boy as my best friend growing
    up and then we would end up falling in love, I want a do over.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:26am UTC
    girl: can i go to the bathroom
    female teacher: nope
    girl: but it's a /girl issue/
    female teacher: oh ok yes, go.
    girl: can i go to the bathroom
    male teacher: lol no
    girl: but it's a /girl issue/
    male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    you never really know someone
    until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

  7. alexthebabe alexthebabe
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 2:02am UTC
    i like my bed, but i'd rather be in yours.
    with the lights off. in silence. while we
    listen to our heart beats and our slow
    breaths. cuddling under big blankets.
    silently wishisng that time would slow down..

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
    Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
    I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

  10. sunnynicky sunnynicky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    My dentist told me once
    that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  11. Soccerbabe23 Soccerbabe23
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    shout out to pixar
    for making bloopers for animated films.

  13. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    People who want long eyelashes: Girls
    People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    In a interview
    Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
    In another
    interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
    NMF/Quote by OneDirection

  15. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    (o.o)
    |
    \|/
    |
    /\
    This is Steve.
    How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG

  16. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Teacher: School's almost over
    Teacher: And this is crazy
    Teacher: But here's 3 projects
    Teacher: Due by Friday

  17. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Prolouge
    When I was 13, the only guy I had ever liked, asked me out.
    I was thrilled, in fact, I remember not being able to stop smiling.
    He told me everything I wanted to hear, did everything I wanted to see.
    In my eyes, he was perfect.
    But 5 months later, he broke it off, like nothing was wrong.
    His friends laughed and joked about how foolish I was to believe that someone like him would actually fall for a girl like me.
    I was devistated, to the point where I would miss days of school to avoid the torture.
    After all the nights of crying, my mom finally agreed to send me to my dad's house in Maine.
    "2 years Bree, then you're coming home." I remember her telling me as I boarded my flight.
    The day I left for my dad's house, I promised myself I would be a stronger person when I came home.
    Not only that, but I promised myself that I would get revenge on the boy that broke my heart.
    During those two years, I grew out my blonde hair, that now reached over half way down my back.
    I ran two miles everyday, giving me the legs and body of a super model.
    I turned myself into my ex boyfriend's deffinition of perfect, in hopes that maybe he would fall for me again.
    This time though, he would be the one to end up feeling broken.
    And now, here I stand, two years later, as a 15 year old.
    In just 5 minutes, my flight would be landing back in California, back in the hell hole that I left 2 years ago today.
    As we neared closer to the ground, I pictured all of my friends waiting for me at the airport.
    Then, I pictured the look on Jake's face when he saw the girl that i've become.
    When the flight came to a complete stop, I grabbed my bags and began making my way off of the plane.
    "Bree!" Jaycie and Zoe shrieked, greeting me with a huge hug.
    "I missed you guys so much!" I exclaimed.
    They helped my bring all of my bags out to the car, and then, we began our journey back to my house.
    "So," Zoe began. "Are you here to fall in love with Jake again?" She raised her eye brows teasingly.
    "Hah." I let out a sarcastic laugh. "In his dreams."
    I wasn't being cocky, just confident.
    "Well from what I hear, he's excited to see you again." Jaycie sighed.
    "Well, I guess we'll see." I muttered, noticing we were almost home.
    As we entered my driveway, my mom anxiously pulled open the car door.
    "It's so good to see you again honey!" my mom squeezed me.
    "It's good to see you again too mom." I replied, a little embarrassed.
    Then suddenly, another car pulled into the drive way.
    "What's up short stuff?" Ryan laughed, hopping out of his car, along with Noah and Jake.
    I laughed, greeting him with a hug.
    Then Noah, and then Jake.
    "It's good to see you again." Jake smiled slightly.
    "It's good to see you, too." I lied right through my teeth.
    I stared at him, taking in that familiar smile, and the mouth that lied to me so many times.
    This Summer, I was going to show Jake how much stronger I have become.
    I was going to show him what he gave up 2 years ago.
    And most of all, I was going to show him why you don't mess with
    girls like me.
    [[ Feedback?(: Not my best introduction, but the story will get better, I promise. The Character link is up on my profile, for those of you who are interested. ]]
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    © Format Credit; The Mascara Series

  18. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, they're lonely deep inside.. If a person sleeps a lot, they are sad.. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, they keep secrets.. If someone can't cry, they're weak.. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, they're tense.. If someone cries on little things, they're innocent & soft-hearted. If someone becomes angry over silly or pretty (small) things, it means they need love..
    Try to understand people.

  19. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Gynecologists are freaky af.
    Like who would choose their profession to be looking at vaginas all day, every day? Exactly, no one. You never know what's going to walk in there. I just I don't understand.

  20. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 3:51am UTC
    Macklemore:Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much emotionally that they think suicide is the answer.
    The world needs more people like him.

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