A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"

I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

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A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know

1788 faves · 30 comments · Jul 15, 2012 10:18pm

Zxcuiocatlover · 1 decade ago
Awwwe! That's so sweet!
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CloudsyDinysawr · 1 decade ago
This made my night, awh,
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AngelAnne · 1 decade ago
Haha Aww!
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Lavindyer · 1 decade ago
Awww~!! <3
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ImNeverGivingUp · 1 decade ago
Awww! Oh em gee!:D
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whateveryousay1234 · 1 decade ago
oh ahah aww
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
I saw this before on facebook and I loved it. I still love it :)
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brianajb101 · 1 decade ago
Awwe ! : )
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katberndt1 · 1 decade ago
I made the stupidest face and kept say "awwww" this is the best<3
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JS42611 · 1 decade ago
Even when he's drunk he's faithful. That's awesome (:
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goaliechic999 · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh I just smiled at this... and Zairia_Murchison it was blank on mine too, just highlet the quote and the words will appear :)
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