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itsnickipewpyo

1. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2013 5:23pm UTC
   "wanna hang out? when are you free?"
   i'm never free, $25 per hang out session please.
   
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2. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   are you from tennessee?
   because your car has a tennessee liscence plate on it.
   
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3. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 1:41am UTC
   me: my answer = 23
   answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
   me: well 170 is the closest to 23, so that must be the answer
   
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4. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   f is for friends who do stuff without you
   u is for ur alone
   n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
   nmq
   
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5. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   i'm falling apart and no one is noticing.
   
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6. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
   But if i do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
   i'm in love with you and all
   these little things♥
   
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7. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 11:35pm UTC
   future
   child: daddy what did u do when u were young
   husband: oh little i traveled the world with my 4 best friends and performed in front of thousands of screaming girls and made millions of dollars and bought watches for $50k and even performed at the olympics!!
   child: wow thats so cool how about u mommy
   me: i blogged about it
   
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8. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2012 11:35pm UTC
   *3rd grade*
   friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say what
   me: what
   friend: OH MAN
   OH DEAR F*CKING CHRIST
   I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
   SWEET, SWEET JESUS, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD.
   JESUS, JESUS HELP ME
   
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9. itsnickipewpyo
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   Why do I still have to go to school?
   I thought slavery was abolished in 1865.
   
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10. itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    me at the beginning of year: i'm going to study so hard, everyone will be so proud, yeah wooo
    me now: i give up
    
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11. itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what
    
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12. itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    this day, 1 year ago, i found an amazing website named witty profiles ♥
    
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13. itsnickipewpyo
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    September 21, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    reasons for leaving my room: food
    
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14. itsnickipewpyo
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    September 17, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    how i flirt: i don't
    
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15. itsnickipewpyo
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    September 17, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    me: does 5 terrible push ups
    me: sore for 3 days
    
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16. itsnickipewpyo
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    September 16, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Plot Twist: our future children are normal and have no obsessions and are fully capable of ordering pizza over the phone
    
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17. itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!
    Mom: Pick up your poster and shut up.
    
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18. itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
    *wakes up in February 5, 2069*
    
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19. itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    I don't need to go to college
    I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
    
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20. itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
    no no no no no no no no no
    no no no no no no no no no no no no
    no no no no no no no no no
    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
    
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