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EGTheWriter

Status: lol

Member Since: 26 May 2012 01:39am

Last Seen: 7 Aug 2014 07:43pm

Location: omnipresent

Gender: F

user id: 302733

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i like vanilla coke and the walking dead. I worship ryan higa, so.

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:56pm UTC

There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
lol, steve.
control your excitement, guys

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:25pm UTC

F/CK THE RULES i do whatever i want.
but just a sec let me ask my mom for permission
stolen from lohanthony loloops

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:00pm UTC

guise look at what i found
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note the "good"

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:19pm UTC

can you >>imagine<<
no love,
pride,
deep-fried chicken?
your best friend always sticking up for you
even when i know you're wrong
can you imagine no
*first dance
*freeze dried romance
*5 hour phone conversations
the best soy latte you've ever had
and me.

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:58pm UTC

& i discovered that my castlesstand
upon pillars of salt
and pillars of sand

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW
THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO IT'S POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:22pm UTC

someone comments on my profile
me: who did i offend this time

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:36pm UTC

oh god people are making meme accounts
please no this isn't tumblr or reddit

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Those half-assed, zombie greetings your
class gives the teacher in the
morning.

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 2:55pm UTC

My parents and I waiting in line to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid
dad: you see.. we're not actually going to see DIARY of a Wimpy Kid...
me: dad please we're in public
dad: we're actually going to see a SCARY movie
me: please i'm 16 and you're making little kids scared
dad: We're actually going to see... EXORCIST OF A WIMPY KID!!
me: dad people are staring
dad: DUN DUN DUN!!!
me: DAD!
ticket lady: little girl please quiet down
me: ....
dad: lol
other people: lol
soda: lol
popcorn: lol
greg heffley: lol

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:46pm UTC

We always strive after
what is forbidden,
and desire the things
refused us.
-Ovid

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:27am UTC

If you're easily offended
you may as well click off the internet
And sign off
forever.
-Jenna Marbles
Format by Sandrasaurus

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC

You can do anything you want, and it's always going to
look nice. 'Cause you did it, and you're wonderful,
and you have to believe that.
-Steve Ross (aka jesus) about painting.
Format credit to Narwhallayouts

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Friend: *finishes bag of chips*
Friend: Hey, I have a present for you. Hold out your hands.
Me: PRESENT? GIMME
Friend: *gives me empty bag of chips and runs away*
Me: ....
Other friend: Watcha doin?
Me: I have a present for you...

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EGTheWriter
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:04am UTC

I want to live
young,
wild ,
and free.
but i'm afraid of my parents.

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