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girl: can i go to the bathroom
female teacher: nope
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
female teacher: oh ok yes, go.

girl: can i go to the bathroom
male teacher: lol no
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

 
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girl: can i go to the bathroom female teacher: nope girl: but

439 faves · 6 comments · Jun 29, 2013 12:26am

BlackButterflies

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BlackButterflies


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excuseyou · theygetsoawkwardanditmakesmelaugh · butthentherestheteachersjustdontletyougo · iwillliterallybleedalloveryourfurnituredoyoureallywantthat · funny

Beanie* · 9 years ago
this is so true
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pearsareawsome · 1 decade ago
one of the best quotes ive read in a while :D
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
One time we had a substitute in science and my friend asked if she could go to the bathroom (she wasn't on her period) but the chick sub(who was old and psyco) came up and whispered to her "are you having your monthly gift, yano.. your period?" and omg it was perfect
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
I had a male teacher once and I told him that and he said I'd have to wait and I just stayed curled up the period plotting his demise
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sunset48 · 1 decade ago
I don;t even ask if it's male teachers. Most of them here don't even understand what "girl issues" are. When female teachers do that though... In any case, I'm always thinking of how I'm going to get to that teacher and accidentally stab them in the gut 68 times.
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AlyssaBreanne* · 1 decade ago
This is so true except one day this year my friend pointed out that I went through my shorts so I pulled my shirt down and went up to my teacher and asked her if I could go change and I gave her the look and she said "NO NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS" hahhAhHh
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