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In my bedroom at night.

Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

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In my bedroom at night. Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone

316 faves · 7 comments · Jul 7, 2013 9:30pm

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kristabff

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funny · lol · random · omg · mine · zombie · bedroom · imsoproudofthisscenariook · srslymymomisscarytho · ifthishappenedomfg

Dean_Winchester · 9 years ago
A ZOMBIE?! KILL IT, DAMMIT.
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SamWinchester · 9 years ago
It was a joke, Dean.
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DawnRaven · 9 years ago
I feel sorry for your mother. You thought the zombie resembled her for a moment? That's... scary...
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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens · 9 years ago
Lmao.
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*y i k e s* · 9 years ago
Hahahahah
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imverypretty · 9 years ago
I actually laughed in real life woahhh c:
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ciaraperrone1996 · 9 years ago
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE HAHA
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