Zombie Quotes

Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 10, 2015 7:32pm UTC

I can't be the only one who made a list of people I'm going to eat first when I become a Zombie.

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Lost_Girl_98*
posted a quote
March 25, 2015 12:03am UTC

Depression is like drowning. It slowly kills you and in the end it leaves you numb.

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Raven*
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 1:32pm UTC

Teen-ag-er
a person who is better prepared for a zombie apocolapse
than tomorrows 3rd period math test

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
March 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC

but you see, it's not me,
it's not my family. IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR head they are fighting.
With their tanks and their bombs - - - - - - & their bombs & their guns. in your
HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD THEY ARE » CRYING.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 9:16pm UTC

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains" Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.◡‿◡✿

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Just_Kill_Me_Now
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 11:08am UTC

Perfection
That's all I see

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 8:15pm UTC

For Christmas, I got my cousin's
husband two zombie apocalypse
weapons, because he's really into
that. One was a knife and one was
a tomahawk- there was other really
cool ones, but I figured I'd get him ones
that were practical (unlike a f.ucking
war hammer man, what are you going
to do with that until there are zombies?)
He loved them, like, that was one of the
most honest "omg, I love it" reactions I've
ever gotten on a gift I gave someone. He
actually took a picture of them and put them
on Facebook saying how awesome they
were. And idk, it just made me really happy
to see because he called me his cousin.
Not "my wife's cousin" or something like
that; he actually considers me family.
Like, I don't know it's just a really good feeling
when you make someone that considers
you family really happy from something
you gave them.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize you have no plans for where you are going in life, yet you know exactly what you are going to do in a zombie apocalypse.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 1:50pm UTC

You meet thousands of people, and none of them
really mean anything to you. And then you meet one
person, and your life is changed forever. ♥

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 9:06pm UTC

We should bury everyone upside down. That way if they do become zombies, they'll dig upside down and we'll all be fine.

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SANDD*
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 1:28pm UTC

LATELY I'VE BEEN, I'VE
BEEN LOSING SLEEP DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS WE COULD BE.

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SkittlesGirl
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 6:37pm UTC

I would be a zombie for halloween, lol thats how ugly I am

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Witty! I'm single again! :D
But I get to be a zombie... so I'm good! :D

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 4:47pm UTC

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 5:28pm UTC

If a zombie apocalypse happend right now what would be the first thing you would do?

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 10:58am UTC

Zombie apocalypse plan:
Become zombie
Fullck shllit up

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WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 3:32am UTC

So, who's got a Quotev?
Follow me? Chat me up? ~zombiellamataco

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:30pm UTC

In my bedroom at night.
Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

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crimson24
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 7:05pm UTC

"You're on the inside and I know you're fighting
On the outside your flesh is dying
But this is not your funeral!
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Wake up the zombie
So long over medicated, thinking nothing's wrong cause you're so sedated
But THIS IS NOT YOUR FUNERAL!
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Wake up the zombie!
Wake up the zombie!"
~We As Human

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crimson24
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 7:03pm UTC

"Pretty plastic bottles lay beside your bed...
with every dose you swallow you lose your head...
How is your heart still bleeding? Where did the human go?
Yeah they might keep you breathing, but they numb your soul
OH WHERE DID ALL YOUR FIRE GO??"
~We As Human

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