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Zombie Quotes

  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2015 7:32pm UTC
    I can't be the only one who made a list of people I'm going to eat first when I become a Zombie.

  2. Lost_Girl_98* Lost_Girl_98*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 12:03am UTC
    Depression is like drowning. It slowly kills you and in the end it leaves you numb.

  3. Raven* Raven*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    Teen-ag-er
    a person who is better prepared for a zombie apocolapse
    than tomorrows 3rd period math test

  4. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    but you see, it's not me,
    it's not my family. IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR head they are fighting.
    With their tanks and their bombs - - - - - - & their bombs & their guns. in your
    HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD THEY ARE » CRYING.

  5. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains" Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.◡‿◡✿

  6. Just_Kill_Me_Now Just_Kill_Me_Now
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 11:08am UTC
    Perfection
    That's all I see

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    For Christmas, I got my cousin's
    husband two zombie apocalypse
    weapons, because he's really into
    that. One was a knife and one was
    a tomahawk- there was other really
    cool ones, but I figured I'd get him ones
    that were practical (unlike a f.ucking
    war hammer man, what are you going
    to do with that until there are zombies?)
    He loved them, like, that was one of the
    most honest "omg, I love it" reactions I've
    ever gotten on a gift I gave someone. He
    actually took a picture of them and put them
    on Facebook saying how awesome they
    were. And idk, it just made me really happy
    to see because he called me his cousin.
    Not "my wife's cousin" or something like
    that; he actually considers me family.
    Like, I don't know it's just a really good feeling
    when you make someone that considers
    you family really happy from something
    you gave them.

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize you have no plans for where you are going in life, yet you know exactly what you are going to do in a zombie apocalypse.

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    You meet thousands of people, and none of them
    really mean anything to you. And then you meet one
    person, and your life is changed forever. ♥

  10. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    We should bury everyone upside down. That way if they do become zombies, they'll dig upside down and we'll all be fine.

  11. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    LATELY I'VE BEEN, I'VE
    BEEN LOSING SLEEP DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS WE COULD BE.

  12. SkittlesGirl SkittlesGirl
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    I would be a zombie for halloween, lol thats how ugly I am

  13. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Witty! I'm single again! :D
    But I get to be a zombie... so I'm good! :D

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

  15. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    If a zombie apocalypse happend right now what would be the first thing you would do?

  16. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Zombie apocalypse plan:
    Become zombie
    Fullck shllit up

  17. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:32am UTC
    So, who's got a Quotev?
    Follow me? Chat me up? ~zombiellamataco

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    In my bedroom at night.
    Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
    Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
    Me: Uh....what's that....?!
    Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
    Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
    Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

  19. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    "You're on the inside and I know you're fighting
    On the outside your flesh is dying
    But this is not your funeral!
    Wake up, wake up, wake up
    Wake up the zombie
    So long over medicated, thinking nothing's wrong cause you're so sedated
    But THIS IS NOT YOUR FUNERAL!
    Wake up, wake up, wake up
    Wake up the zombie!
    Wake up the zombie!"
    ~We As Human

  20. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    "Pretty plastic bottles lay beside your bed...
    with every dose you swallow you lose your head...
    How is your heart still bleeding? Where did the human go?
    Yeah they might keep you breathing, but they numb your soul
    OH WHERE DID ALL YOUR FIRE GO??"
    ~We As Human

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