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caseythecool

1. caseythecool
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   May 16, 2014 4:12pm UTC
   school sucks.
   thank god i'm getting out in a month.
   
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2. caseythecool
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   November 24, 2013 4:29pm UTC
   right now i am wearing a fuzzy oversized sweater.
   i'm in complete heaven.
   
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3. caseythecool
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   November 19, 2013 8:08pm UTC
   Today in math
   I went to leave the classroom and I tripped over a pencil and fell.
   Siiiiigh.
   
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4. caseythecool
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   November 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC
   to be honest tall boys that are also skinny and cute and awkward that aren't dating me are more painful than being thrown into the sun
   
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5. caseythecool
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   October 20, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   do you ever somehow throw your pencil across the room and get in trouble because even though i claimed it was an accident the teacher doesn't believe me
   this happens way too often to me really wtf
   
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6. caseythecool
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   October 4, 2013 10:27pm UTC
   i want to have a pretty profile picture but i'm too lazy to actually get off the computer and spend time looking pretty do you see my dilemma
   
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7. caseythecool
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   October 3, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “crap”
   
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8. caseythecool
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   October 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC
   Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
   
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9. caseythecool
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   September 24, 2013 3:48pm UTC
   IM HONESTLY SO BAD AT HUGGING PEOPLE I NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TO SQUEEZE OR FOR HOW LONG AND WHAT TO DO WITH MY HEAD AND I GET SO AWKWARD MAYBE you should teach me how to hug and let me practice on you
   
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10. caseythecool
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    September 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO SHAVE UR LEGS WITHOUT MISSING A SPOT THATS MY QUESTION FOR THE UNIVERSE
    
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11. caseythecool
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    September 22, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    It’s getting to be that time of year
    where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not
    
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12. caseythecool
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    September 10, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    notice me, i'm falling for you!
    no but really i'm falling on you right now i'm
    such a clutz when you'RE AROUND ME AH WATCH
    OUT HERE I COME
    
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13. caseythecool
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    September 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    *becomes a tumblr girl*
    *tumblr becomes not cool anymore*
    
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14. caseythecool
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    September 4, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    i’ll see you in *whispers* heck
    
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15. caseythecool
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    September 4, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
    
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16. caseythecool
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    August 16, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    6th graders then: ew what’s séx
    6th graders now: yeah I probly wouldn’t do méth
    
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17. caseythecool
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    August 16, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    some researches are so pointless like ”scientists at a random university discover that ducks can survive for 5 seconds in space while wearing a rabbit costume and listening to shakira” wow thanks random university you’ve bettered my life lots and lots
    
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18. caseythecool
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    August 13, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    one time a boy liked me just kidding
    
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19. caseythecool
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    August 7, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    *marries you but only as a friend*
    
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20. caseythecool
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    August 7, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    This shampoo
    was supposed to give my hair volume but i can't hear anything??
    
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