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Shainaluvturtles

Status: Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive.

Member Since: 15 Nov 2011 06:44pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2015 06:16pm

Location: on the toilet

Gender: F

user id: 238976

239 Quotes
8,136 Favorites
258 Following
165 Followers
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  1. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 5:00pm EDT
    Am I the only one who has always wanted a Jet-X?

  2. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:12pm EDT
    Sometimes I think that what the Mayans predicted was true. Maybe not an asteroid falling to Earth or a solar flare wiping out the existence of the planet, but the ongoing wars, mass murders, terrorism, animal cruelty, greed, lack of appreciation for other people and their cultures, religions, ethnicities, or the animals we live alongside, and the resources we blindly take advantage of. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.

  3. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 6:53pm EDT
    hey here's an idea
    if you see a quote on gay marriage that you dont like, dont bother.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:02pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  5. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 9:54pm EDT
    so kidz bop is releasing a version of thrift shop
    "Walk into school like what up i got a lunchbox?"
    nmf

  6. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 5:56pm EDT
    why
    why
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    Periodswhy
    why
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    not my format

  7. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:56pm EDT
    Why do we try so hard to FIT IN
    when there is nothing good to
    FIT INTO?
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings
    quote by: @shainaluvturtles

  8. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:45pm EST
    It bothers me that oranges are presliced, by nature..

  9. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:46pm EST
    a teenage girl sits at her laptop. she opens witty and types a quote
    “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better” suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.
    nmq

  10. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 4:01pm EST
    when you're around someone so much,
    for so long, they become a part of you,
    and when they go away, you don't know
    who you are without them.

  11. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 9:07pm EST
    Is UGH and emotion? Because i feel it all the time.
    nmq

  12. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 5:25pm EST
    I wish i could let go of my troubles
    like balloons

  13. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:48pm EST
    Most Families:
    Daughter: Dad I got a boyfriend!
    Dad: *loads shotgun*
    My Family:
    Me: Dad I got a boyfriend!
    Dad: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  14. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 10:23pm EDT
    quote: fave or comment if..
    me: she must be new

  15. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:01am EDT
    Stay safe East Coast Wittians!

  16. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:02pm EDT
    Me to my 5 followers:
    me: omg im soo sorry i haven't made a quote in forever
    me: you all must be worried
    me: its ok, im not dead.
    them:

  17. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 11:06pm EDT
    Being gay is fine.
    Being lesbian is fine.
    Being bisexual is fine.
    Being Transgender is fine.
    You know what's not fine?
    Wearing Crocs.

  18. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:07pm EDT
    We're not broken, just bent
    and we can learn to love again.
    nmf

  19. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:26pm EDT
    ITS CALLED
    Originality.
    you should try it sometime. (shadowed text credit to rec0ver)

  20. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:01pm EDT
    THOSE
    SUPER
    LONG
    QUOTES
    THAT
    TAKE
    UP
    HALF
    A
    PAGE
    ARE
    ANNOYING

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