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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Do you ever wonder how an author would describe you?
    Not only your appearance, but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Edward Cullen:
    Could use time being immortal to research Cancer.
    Instead goes to High School a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.

  4. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Like this qoute and i'll tell you the first thing i notcie aout your profile.

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Only Ed Sheeran,
    Can make prostitution sound like buttercups and daisies

  6. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:47am UTC
    dear girl on my profile who called me "ugly",
    You're clearly a conceited, rude, harsh, ignorant girl who's pretending to be someone who she's not, along with the fact that you've stolen someone else's picture which makes this even more pathetic. Sure, I may not be the prettiest girl, I may not have perfect blonde hair and the most beautiful blue eyes with a captivating smile, I may not be pretty. But you have an ugly heart. I'd rather look like I do than have a personality like yours. You should be careful about what you say to others (not that you'd care, obviously). Do you realise how many people have eating disorders? how many people self-harm? What if I actually cared about your opinion? What if I had had a horrible day and I already felt pathetic and you calling me ugly was all it took to make me go and kill myself? Did you ever think of that? Being the reasons someone commits suicide is basically like murder in my eyes. Wake up to yourself and the things that you're saying to people, it could seriously hurt somebody. I hope you realise how these kind of things could effect someone. I know I'm ugly, I tell myself that everyday, do you think I don't know that? Do you think that I don't spend everyday wishing that I could look different? Because I do. I can change my flaws, I can change my hair, I can change my teeth, I can change the way I dress, the way I do my make-up and more.
    But you can't change the fact that you have an ugly heart.
    think before you press "add comment".

  7. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 1:01am UTC
    Titanic Fact:
    After finding out that she had to be naked in front of Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet decided to break the ice, so when they first met, she flashed him.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:33am UTC
    Niall:"I'd take my girlfriend on a romantic date and sing in her ear"
    Harry:"And then what?"
    Niall:"You're to young to know."

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    some of you are actually really attractive.
    like wtf are you doing on the internet bro?

  10. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:50am UTC
    Me: Ugly people only exist to make pretty people stand out.
    Me: So that's my contribution to society.
    Me: You're welcome.

  11. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Heres to the kids who will get crocs for Christmas
    Credit: Jahyvie

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Today I put my hand in my
    backpack and felt a
    stress ball and I was like
    “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I
    squeezed it and it was a pear and it
    exploded and now I’m
    much more stressed than I was earlier :/

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    is there anyone else who can't listen to certain songs without imagining themselves performing it in great detail?

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    an infinity sign walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a teenaged girl on his wrist

  15. LostAndLonely LostAndLonely
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    If you read 2012 upside
    down, it says 'ZIOZ' which
    means 'DEATH' in Incas
    language.
    Just joking what the fk is zioz?

  16. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 7:36pm UTC
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  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Riddle of the Day:
    a man was found murdered on Sunday morning.
    his wife immediately.called the police.
    the polive questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
    the wife said she was sleeping.
    the cook was cooking breaktfast.
    the gardener was picking vegetables.
    the maid was getting the post.
    the butler was cleaning the closet.
    the police officer instantly arrested the murderer.
    who did it and how did they know?

  19. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Today,
    My step-dad came into my room.
    He told me he thought i was beautiful,
    and that he never really crushed on girls my age,
    I was all WHAT THE F.UCK!
    What should i do?
    I really need your help.
    I want to tell my mom,
    But at the same time, i worry that she won't believe me.

  20. selena8887777 selena8887777
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Conversation with my 8 year old cousin:
    Him: Who sings this song?
    Me: Chris Brown.
    Him:That`s weird.
    Me: What`s weird?
    Him: There is a kid in my school named Chris White.
    Him: They must be cousins.

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