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Status: Living life as a turtle.

Member Since: 7 Mar 2012 08:48pm

Last Seen: 21 Aug 2018 10:49am

Birthday: July 23

Location: Everywhere.......

Gender: F

user id: 281823

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I'm still alive but i'm barley breathing.

About this girl

Hey my name is Mary!
i am 15 years young, (My birthday is July23) (anyone else?)
I am in love, but everyone is right?
Well fave my quotes if you want to! I will always be here if you need help also!
Just comment i will reply no matter what!
Also Follow me on Twitter, @marycarlson15
Love ya Girly
(Or Boyie? if that makes sense)
Lol, Love ya.
Btw, you can change the title of the box to anything you want.

underestimated
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 11:57pm UTC

"Gamer gurl"
"lol playing COD."
"omg im such a nerd"
#callofduty
#yolo
"trololololololoolololololo
"No h8 guys but im a female. Yes i play COD. lol."
#nerd
girl that plays video games
her: SON OF A F.UCK
opponent: calm down
her: NO, IF I HAVE TO START OVER I WILL F.UCKING-
opponents: it's just a game...
her: SHUT YOUR WH0RE MOUTH

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February 3, 2013 2:37pm UTC

my friend: heres a fun prank idea. change all of the songs on someones ipod to the kidz bop version
me: all right calm down Satan!

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posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Roses are white
Nightlock is blue
Its called Catching Fire
NOT Hunger Games 2

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posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're
copper
29
Cu
Tellurium
52
Te

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underestimated
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I'm not crying i'm
I'm having an allergic reaction to feelings.

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December 5, 2012 7:56pm UTC

My Mom: Forget the bumper sticker saying that my kids an honor roll student,
My Mom: I want one that says,
My Mom: "My kids in highschool & i'm not a grandma!"

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posted a quote
December 2, 2012 7:26pm UTC

I want a boyfriend who:
-Texts me goodmorning/goodnight
-Apologizes after a fight (even if i was wrong)
-Kisses me, not make out
-Makes me laugh
-Takes silly/cute pics with me
-Starts the conversation
-Notices when i'm upset
-Likes long hugs.
-Likes to cuddle
-Hugs me from behind
-Respects me
-Won't flirt with other girls
-Won't rush things
-Won't get clingy
-Won't lie to me
-Gives me compliments
And most of all:
-Loves me

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posted a quote
December 2, 2012 7:20pm UTC

When i was a kid
Tic-Tacs: Drugs/Pills
Wafer Sticks: Cigarettes
Gatorade: Vodka/Alcohol
Red Grape Juice: Red Wine
I am proud to say it is still that way today!

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December 2, 2012 7:16pm UTC

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posted a quote
December 1, 2012 9:51pm UTC

If you find a guy,
Who is willing to go to hell and back
just for your relationship,
you really shouldn't take his
Love for granted. <3

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posted a quote
November 30, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Heyy guys! I was just wondering if you guys could Follow me on twitter if you wanted to?
It's @Marycarlson15
(I have some funny tweets!)

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posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Owning a cat may increase the chance of suicide.
But i was gonna be the crazy cat lady....

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posted a quote
November 28, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Nothing in the world is worth your life;
nothing or nobody should take it away from you.

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posted a quote
November 26, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Me: Mom! I'm bored what can i do?
Mom: You can clean your room.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Lol i'm not so bored anymore.

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posted a quote
November 26, 2012 10:39pm UTC

My Imaginary Friends
Think you have a serious problem.

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November 22, 2012 8:58pm UTC

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November 22, 2012 8:55pm UTC

My Friend: Did you cut your hair?
Me: No, my head grew up!
My Friend: Did you fall?
Me: No, i'm practicing for a play!
My Friend: Did you get mugged?
Me: No, I gave them my stuff and they ran away with excitement!
My Friend: Did you take a bath?
Me: No, I was looking for nemo in my toilet!
Cashier: Will you pay by Check?
Me: No, I was going to write you a poem!
My Sister: Hey, are you sleeping?
Me: No i'm training for my death.
My mom: Are you pregnant?
Me: No i ate a baby!
Use this meme for all of the reponses: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/you-don%27t-say-meme

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November 21, 2012 8:25pm UTC

How Puberty Technically Happens.
Age 11: No boos yet, i can wait till next year.
Age 12: Well i was right, my boobs have grown a little bit!
Age 13: Ok. They are almost full grown, Great!
Age 14: I am finally a woman!!
How Puberty Actually Feels.
Monday: Well No boobs yet.
Tuesday: WHAT THE HELL!!! YOU GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE HERE YET!!!

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posted a quote
November 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Dad: Go and buy us a drink.
Me: Coke or Pepsi?
Dad: Coke.
Me: Normal or Diet?
Dad: Normal.
Me: Bottle or Can?
Dad: Bottle.
Me: 1L or 0.5L
Dad: Just buy me some water!
Me: Carbonated or normal?
Dad: NORMAL!!!
Me: Cold or Hot?
Dad: OH ANIMAL!!!
Me: Cow or Pig?
Dad: GET OUT!!!
Me: Now or later?
Dad: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
Me: With a knife or a gun?
Dad: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!
Me: On the head or on the body?
Dad: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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November 21, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Taylor Swift + Vodka = Ke$ha.

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