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Riddle of the Day:
a man was found murdered on Sunday morning.
his wife immediately.called the police.
the polive questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
the wife said she was sleeping.
the cook was cooking breaktfast.
the gardener was picking vegetables.
the maid was getting the post.
the butler was cleaning the closet.


the police officer instantly arrested the murderer.
who did it and how did they know?




 
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Riddle of the Day: a man was found murdered on Sunday morning.

229 faves · 130 comments · Nov 26, 2012 7:08pm

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Dancer16 · 1 decade ago
me.
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TearDropz13 · 1 decade ago
The Maid ; No Mail On Sundays ! <3
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love's a wild thing ♔* · 1 decade ago
No posts on Sundays (:
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xobelievexo · 1 decade ago
the maid because there is no post on sundays.
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HashtagWhoreo* · 1 decade ago
I would say the wife because how can she have called immediately after if she was sleeping?
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olivia* · 1 decade ago
Maid: No mail on Sundays (:
(post)
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ImJustMeh · 1 decade ago
maid.

Uncle Vernon: No post on Sundays.
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allyluvu · 1 decade ago
the wife?
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yeahbuddy123 · 1 decade ago
maid beacuse there is no mail n sundayy!!
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ChattyCathy · 1 decade ago
The maid, there is no mail on Sunday! I bet she was a mistress though!!!
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Keisha John* · 1 decade ago
The butler cuz he was cleaning da closet
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
the maid. no post on sunday
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Babynewyear69 · 1 decade ago
the wife. is she was sleeping how did she "immediately call the police"?
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Moonlightmadness · 1 decade ago
the maid! because there's no mail on Sunday ;)
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justceehere · 1 decade ago
I was gonna say he was murdered the night before, but okie. I don't see how it's the maid, hahahaha.
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ImRightHere · 1 decade ago
NO POST ON SUNDAYS AHAHAHAHA HARRY POTTER TOO MANY FEELS ok im finished fangirling

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18 · 1 decade ago
Maid!
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PrincessMeg · 1 decade ago
"NO POST ON SUNDAYS" reminds me of Vernon Dursley.
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Ash_leigh* · 1 decade ago
The maid. No post on Sundays :)
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IamBritishBoy · 1 decade ago
the wife because if she was sleeping then how did she call the police immediately??
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