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AlexisCoral

Status: "Ya'll smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die."

Member Since: 11 Oct 2010 09:39pm

Last Seen: 22 Jun 2015 02:25am

Birthday: September 20

Location: Hogwarts

Gender: F

user id: 128406

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Hey Babe.STATUS: Asdfghjkl; Him <3Hey darling, My name is Alexis, I'm 16, Happily Single<3 I have three cats, Casper, Bear and Little man, and a husky named Kota.I have a strong love for music; Rock, screamo, Country, pop, rap, reggae. So yeah As you can see my variety is huge. I'm in love with food. Period. Tumblr, Twitter, Witty, Facebook are some of my life. Talk to me of you want to know more, I'm pretty friendly. So yeah.
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A little tip :P The music that is playing is:

Lana Del Rey- born to die remix..

That's all for now,
Say Golden, love! xx
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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Fun game to play at the movies: Not bringing your effing baby.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Here's to never growing up.

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AlexisCoral
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May 8, 2013 7:23pm UTC

It sure left it's mark on us
We sure left our mark on it,
We let the world know we were here,
With everything we did.
We laid a lot of memories down,
Like tattoo's on this town.

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AlexisCoral
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April 4, 2013 9:03pm UTC

*Sleepover with the best friend*
Her: Do you think cats have feelings?
Me: I'll give you one more chance to shut the f/ck up.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 11:35pm UTC

White people activities #7
Hearing a weird noise and going into the direction of the sound to investigate.

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AlexisCoral
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March 6, 2013 11:31pm UTC

White people activities #6
Running upstairs when the killer is downstairs, instead of leaving the house

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AlexisCoral
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March 6, 2013 11:29pm UTC

White people activities #5
Thinking you are more related to black people because you listen to Macklemore and Mac Miller.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 11:26pm UTC

White people activities #4
Walking your kid on a leash

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AlexisCoral
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March 6, 2013 11:24pm UTC

White people activities #3
Driving in the "Hood" saying "We're going to get shot" every 20 seconds

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AlexisCoral
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March 6, 2013 11:22pm UTC

White people activities #2
Finding what colour sparkly uggs match their yoga pants and northface

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AlexisCoral
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March 6, 2013 11:19pm UTC

White people activities #1
Making sure you have exactly 15 items in the 15 items or less check out lane

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 10:04pm UTC

There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries I have not visited,
Yet I'm stuck in this insignificant town,
Being pressured into making decisions about my future,
When I barley even know who I am.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Me: Why do you always do this to me?
Him: Do what?
Me: We stop talking for a week. Then you randomly text me like nothing happened. You get my hopes up and lead me on because you know that no matter how long you ignore me, I will always be here waiting for you.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 11:30pm UTC

*On Skype*
Friend: You're an idiot.
Skype friend: You're an idiot first.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:57pm UTC

I just want to live in a cute, small, simple, beat up one bedroom apartment with a cute person in a big busy city. I want to fill the apartment with hundreds of pretty photos and memories of us. And I want to wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or a big sweater and dance around. I want an apartment, with a big comfy bed that fills up almost the entire bedroom to snuggle up and stay warm together and hear eachothers pulse. A big tv to watch countless movies in the room, and a big closet that we'll say we'll hang our clothes in, but actually we'll just pile things in. I want a cute little kitchen to cook and bake and make big messes together.
That would just be the perfect life.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:43pm UTC

SOMEONE SHOULD
Write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I hope when you die,
You get to see your stats, like how many people you kissed, how many times you laughed or told a lie, or kissed, or how many people loved you and how many people hated you, and what you meant to people

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 4:21pm UTC

*Texting*
Me: I don't know why but I just want to ask anyone a billion questions. But they don't answer back you know? Like 20 questions.. just we ask eachother stuff.. no answeres.
Him: So like... they just answer it in their heads?
Me: Exactly!
Him: Ask me a billion questions.

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 3:59pm UTC

I'll never be what you want,
I wouldn't Change any part of me just to make you stay, You had a piece of my heart.
x||||||||||||| But not enough to just run away, Cause I know what's
[ BEST FOR ME ]

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:08pm UTC

*In Class*
*Me tapping my pencil.*
Girl I hate: Can you stop doing that?
Me: Can you stop existing?

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