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❀ emily • fifteen • aus ❀
singer, chocolate addict and professional procrastinator, wbu?


  1. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    It's wrong how when we see an animal's ribs, hip bones, and collarbones,
    we think it's sad and abusive. But when we see it on woman it's a form of beauty.

  2. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 12:45am UTC
    I have just realized my relationship with bands
    is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age

  3. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:21am UTC
    "Sometimes you meet someone
    and even though
    you never liked blue eyes,
    like your own,
    you wouldn't want them
    any other colour.
    Sometimes you meet someone
    who's strangest addictions
    become beautiful.
    Sometimes you meet someone
    who's addictions become your own
    like a favourite t.v. show
    or a love for cooking.
    Sometimes you meet someone
    who'll skip their favourite t.v. show
    just to spend time with you
    and if you're lucky enough
    to find that person,
    marry them."
    - c.p

  4. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:13am UTC
    "Everything in my head went quiet.
    All the ticks, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared.
    When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments.
    Even in bed, I’m thinking:
    Did I lock the doors? Yes.
    Did I wash my hands? Yes.
    Did I lock the doors? Yes.
    Did I wash my hands? Yes.
    But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips..
    Or the eyelash on her cheek-
    the eyelash on her cheek-
    the eyelash on her cheek.
    I knew I had to talk to her.
    I asked her out six times in thirty seconds.
    She said yes after the third one, but none of them felt right, so I had to keep going.
    On our first date, I spent more time organizing my meal by color than I did eating it, or talking to her..
    But she loved it.
    She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times or twenty-four times at different times of the day.
    She loved that it took me forever to walk home because there are lots of cracks on our sidewalk.
    When we moved in together, she said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely lock the door eighteen times.
    I’d always watch her mouth when she talked-
    when she talked-
    when she talked-
    when she talked;
    when she said she loved me, her mouth would curl up at the edges.
    At night, she’d lay in bed and watch me turn all the lights off.. And on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off.
    She’d close her eyes and imagine that the days and nights were passing in front of her.
    But then.. She said I was taking up too much of her time.
    That I couldn't kiss her goodbye so much because I was making her late for work..
    When she said she loved me, her mouth was a straight line..
    When I stopped in front of a crack in the sidewalk, she just kept walking..
    And last week she started sleeping at her mother’s place.
    She told me that she shouldn't have let me get so attached to her; that this whole thing was a mistake, but..
    How can it be a mistake that I don’t have to wash my hands after I touch her?
    Love is not a mistake, and it’s killing me that she can run away from this and I just can’t.
    I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her.
    Usually, when I obsess over things, I see germs sneaking into my skin.
    I see myself crushed my an endless succession of cars..
    And she was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on.
    I want to wake up every morning thinking about the way she holds her steering wheel..
    How she turns shower knobs like she opening a safe.
    How she blows out candles-
    blows out candles-
    blows out candles-
    blows out candles-
    blows out-….
    Now, I just think about who else is kissing her.
    I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once-he doesn't care if it’s perfect!
    I want her back so bad..
    I leave the door unlocked.
    I leave the lights on. ”

  5. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:25am UTC
    2 am is for the poets who
    can't sleep because their
    minds are alve with words
    for someone who's not there.
    For the alcoholics drinking
    themselves into amnesia to
    forget someone who left.
    2 am is not for the lovers
    asleep in each other's arms.
    It is for the lonely, the ones
    who are in love with the loved
    but are not loved in return

  6. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Oh hey, it's my 15th birthday.

  7. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 1:36am UTC
    Praying for those in the Boston Bombings
    Praying for those in Iraq where 20 bombs were set off.
    Praying for the 29 children that were killed in Somalia because of a bomb set off.
    Praying for the thousands of innocent victims of the U.S. drones in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Somalia.
    Praying for this whole world.
    Because every life matters, and because they are all equally as important.

  8. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 7:05am UTC
    white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race.

  9. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:36am UTC
    so i've decided that my wifi will be my valentine.
    idk, we just have this connection.

  10. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 1:27am UTC
    I constantly wonder how my life looks in other people’s eyes.
    Do they think I have it easy? Do they think I have nothing going on for myself? Or are the fascinated with who I am? The thing is that no one will ever know my whole story. No one will ever know all the things I’ve had to overcome. Not even my closest friends, not even my own family. The thing is that people are so quick to judge now a days. You only see a person from what they allow you to see. I always try to look as put together as I can, and I guess that’s my way of hiding from the truth. It’s just that way everyone will assume that everything in my life is okay. That I never go through anything. If only everyone knew how broken I am, and how I’m holding on for dear life on this one last strand that’s become very delicate. The truth is that no one really knows me, and sometimes that scares me, because no one will ever know why I am the way I am.

  11. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 8:47am UTC
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  12. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:32am UTC

  13. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    wittians honestly amaze me;
    if you were online earlier you may have seen my quote about a girl commenting on my
    profile and calling me ugly, i had a massive reply and chose to also post it as a quote to
    raise awareness of bullying (even if it was small). i instantly had a bunch of wittians commenting
    and saying lovely things that have made me smile so much tonight, comments calling me pretty,
    calling me beautiful, basically everything to make me smile and i honestly love it. i have been
    brought to tears of joy from tonight (i know i'm emotional, eh.), i can't explain how much it means
    to me that people actually care. i'm incredibly insecure and i honestly never see myself as pretty
    but tonight you guys have made me feel great. people need to stop looking at all the negitives
    of witty and look for all the positives like this, because there are truly some brilliant people on here.
    thank you, so so much.

  14. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:47am UTC
    dear girl on my profile who called me "ugly",
    You're clearly a conceited, rude, harsh, ignorant girl who's pretending to be someone who she's not, along with the fact that you've stolen someone else's picture which makes this even more pathetic. Sure, I may not be the prettiest girl, I may not have perfect blonde hair and the most beautiful blue eyes with a captivating smile, I may not be pretty. But you have an ugly heart. I'd rather look like I do than have a personality like yours. You should be careful about what you say to others (not that you'd care, obviously). Do you realise how many people have eating disorders? how many people self-harm? What if I actually cared about your opinion? What if I had had a horrible day and I already felt pathetic and you calling me ugly was all it took to make me go and kill myself? Did you ever think of that? Being the reasons someone commits suicide is basically like murder in my eyes. Wake up to yourself and the things that you're saying to people, it could seriously hurt somebody. I hope you realise how these kind of things could effect someone. I know I'm ugly, I tell myself that everyday, do you think I don't know that? Do you think that I don't spend everyday wishing that I could look different? Because I do. I can change my flaws, I can change my hair, I can change my teeth, I can change the way I dress, the way I do my make-up and more.
    But you can't change the fact that you have an ugly heart.
    think before you press "add comment".

  15. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    "I think when it's all over, It just comes back in flashes, you know? It's like a kaleidoscope of memories. It just all comes back. But he never does. I think part of me knew the second I saw him that this would happen. It's not really anything he said, or anything he did, it was, the feeling that came along with it. And, the crazy thing is I don't know if I'm ever gonna feel that way again. But I don't know if I should. I knew his world moved too fast, and burned too bright. But I just thought, how can the devil be pulling you toward something who looks so much like an angel when he smiles at you? Maybe he knew that when he saw me, I guess I just lost my balance. I think that the worst part of it all wasn't losing him. It was losing me."
    - Taylor Swift. {I Knew You Were Trouble}
    if anyone hates on taylor on this quote I'll punch them in the face, okay? okay.

  16. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:25am UTC
    I want to be in a relationship;
    I know that probably sounds desperate, but I don't mean it in that way. Its just that I see all these people around me, so happy with their partner, holding hands, laughing, the biggest smiles on their faces, weather they're 13 or 80, I feel envious. I want to know what its like to see that one person and not be able to stop smiling, I want to talk all day and stay up all night, I want movie nights and cuddles, cute little dates and messages to eachother. I want to know what its like to have someone care about me,
    I guess I just want to know what its like to feel loved.

  17. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:36am UTC
    I'm tired of sitting around hating and making these excuses for why you're not around and feeling so useless, I guess one thing has been true all along; you don't know what you've got 'till its gone.

  18. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 3:41am UTC
    Dad: So if you're Australian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
    Me: Here we go. What?
    Dad: EuroPEEan. HAHAHAHA. GET IT?
    oh gosh..

  19. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    my mother♥
    Me: Gets a One Direction pillow for Christmas.
    Mum: Hey! Now you can say that you've slept with them!

  20. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 12:51am UTC
    Me: So darling, do you want ham or pickles on your-
    Radio: Alright you old Directioners.
    Me: OH MY GOD!
    Daughter: Not again..
    Radio: Here's a classic for you. Little things.
    Me: Turn it up!
    Daughter: Sh/t..
    Radio: 'Your hand fits in mine like its made just for me..'
    Me: AHH!
    Daughter: Mum, stop it. Get off the floor.
    Husband: What's all this ruckus? Oh hey, I'm on the radio.


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