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149 faves · 71 comments · Dec 10, 2012 7:36pm

TaliaWasHere

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Daneymcr123 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
:)
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xXCyanXx · 1 decade ago
Agreed. (: However, in my own opinion, I will never use tampons until the day I lose my virginity... I honestly would rather it that way.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Getting used to a dick first and then a skinny paper roll, hmm kinda backwards in my opinion. Regardless, you made me laugh:)
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xXCyanXx · 1 decade ago
Well, that's a good thing that I made someone laugh today. :D
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
:)
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
i legit almost just said this^^
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Great minds think alike!
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
Hahah this is awesome :) 'suck it up and stick it up there'
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Haha I'm glad you like it, I figured I might as well add a nice smarta$$ tone so I added that in there:) lol but it turned out all those silly people off, oh well:)
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
They just don't have the same sense of humor :) they can just get over it
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
And they're jealous that they're gonna suck at and cry. And imma have someday and be like puhlease i was so prepared for this. Lol excuse my utter weirdness:)
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
Lol :) isn't witty made for the utter weirdos?
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
I can only hope so:)
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HowtoHaley · 1 decade ago
Um, you do realise when you put a tampon on, you're no longer a virgin?.. 'Cause you're just sticking something up there. And yes, does hurt and we'll experience it when we're MARRIED, but it only hurst for one time, unlike tampons, which you have to put on a whole week every month until you're 50 or 60. Pads are better. And people make decisions for themselves, thankyouverymuch.
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iKenzie · 1 decade ago
This made me lol so hard. How old are you? Jesus Christmas.
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iKenzie · 1 decade ago
Your virginity is lost once you HAVE . Tampons are far too small to break off the skin inside your vagayjay that breaks off when you first really have . Btw, tampons don't hurt, baby doll.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
correct.
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
LMAOO. using a tampon doesnt mean youre no loger a virgin. a dick has to be alll up in there to no longer be a virgin, im no even trying to soun rude but maybe talk with an adult/ older sister/ friend cause having false information about can be riskyy
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HowtoHaley · 1 decade ago
A dick doesn't have to be up there to consider your virginity being lost... But one wuestion about tampons, (it may sound abit disgusting..) So a tampon is like a sponge, right? If it is, how does it absorb blood clots? (or whatever the thick pieces of blood are called)
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alexxx · 1 decade ago
your virginity is a piece of skin in your that breaks the first time you have , a tampon isnt long or big enough to do that
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
yep, exactly correct.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
I would love to know where you are getting this information about virginity. But it doesn't absorb them, they just come out when you pull the tampon out.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Losing your virginity includes tearing your hymen (the membrane in your ) aka popping the cherry. And yes I do know it may hurt. And I said older bc I know some people will have before they are married. And this quote is under funn so the "suck it up" statement is a joke. sorry for offending you. and i was not trying to influence you're decision, just trying to make people laugh.
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HowtoHaley · 1 decade ago
You never really offended me. It was just my opinion :)
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Mmkay well I'm glad you weren't actually mad. But if you still don't believe me, look it up. Your virginity is only lost by having regular old . Nothing else.
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odd · 1 decade ago
Let people make their own decisions, a**hole.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
lol its under funny so it's a joke. sorry i offended you:)
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
My mom didn't want to by extra pads so when I first got my period she said just stick it up there and hope for the best. . .so I did.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Lol your mummy is a champ:)
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
Haha yeah, she did me a favor.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Agreed, it's just something a girl should know how to do. I'm doing the same if I have girls. There's gonna be no missing swimming parties for them!
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
Very well spoke, Amen.
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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
i have tried putting a tampon in but it wont go in...
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
this is gonna sound awkward but.. u gotta find the hole... it should go in
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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
haha and ok thanks
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Or go look up the diagram from American girl's the care and keeping of you. I didn't have difficult doing it but since you do try looking it up.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
see if your tampon box has instructions, it might help.
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
lmaoo i love you for writing thiss aha
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Lol at how it changed f/cking to forgetting but thanks you seem to be one of the few comments that isn't hate lol:)
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
lmfaoo;)
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
If you really want to laugh go find the comment where a girl tries to tell me that tampons make you lose your virginity. So I pretty much explained to her how a is.
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
brb,,, dying ahaha
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Seriously I would love to know where she gets her information. Next shes gonna tell me that kissing boys is a sin. She whackadoodle.
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
legitt aha like hand holding is morally worng.. lol imaginee,
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
If that's the case I've been a dirty little sinner since kindergarten!
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Haha I also love how she added the "MARRIED" part like seriously? I mean I love how she's actually trying to accuse me of not being a virgin.
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
ikkkr,, likewtf, i cant tell if shes like our age trying to be funny, or if she really believes it aha
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
I think she really believes it. I mean its fine with me if people do choose to save themselves. But I hate the whole shoving your beliefs down someone's throat thing or the idea that anyone who chooses to have even in a very committed relationship with a boy they love is a sl/t. Like grow up.
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summerloverboylover · 1 decade ago
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PartyRocker · 1 decade ago
I literally just laughed out loud.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
you're silly:)
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
And you should make that a quote, people will like it:)
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
Ahdhdjdkelcbgfdjwk omg this is exactly what I thought!!!!!
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
I know! It just makes sense! Like if you can't stand a small paper roll up there how are you going to deal with something else when the time comes? Haha
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
lololololololololol this quote is so perfect b;ekbjvsdcnadnrgh like I literally think that everytime someone says that but I wasn't smart enough to put it in a quote lol anyway you wrote it much better than I probably would have....
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Haha well thank you! I love it when I find out someone thinks the same strange things that I do!
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
hahhahaha me too lol
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Lol please read what that nut up there commented about a tampon making you lose your virginity. And you seem cool imma follow you:)
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
haha I will!!! and thanks!!!! I'd follow you back but I'm kinda already following you....
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
Aww thanks!
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
haha no problem :) happy 12/12/12 lol
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poodlelomein35 · 1 decade ago
Nobody ever taught me how tk use one...
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
nobody taught me either. just read the instructions if you feel you need to.
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quietkid · 1 decade ago
exactly. the first day i put in a tampon i got excited and i'm like "yay! !" lol
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
lol my wonderful first period story, i got it 2 days before my 13 bday party. it was a swimming party, so i was like "okay tampon, here we go."
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quietkid · 1 decade ago
lol mine was the 3rd of July so i was like "okay i need to learn this, fast"
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
haha it's for the best, seriously despite how silly this sounds, it's a life skill.
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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, I love this.
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TaliaWasHere · 1 decade ago
thanks:)
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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
you're welcome gurrrrllll
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