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BlackButterflies
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August 17, 2013 10:31pm UTC

i'm not yours, and you're not mine
but we can sit and pass the time
this is where we're supposed to be
sitting by a broken tree
no tragedy, no poetry
just staring at the sky

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BlackButterflies
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August 17, 2013 10:45pm UTC

please never tell little girls that boys are being mean to them because they like them. that boy might very well like her, but she shouldn't be learning to see any kind of mistreatment or bullying as being a positive display of feelings. before you know it she'll be fifteen and dating a dou/chebag who treats her like crap, but she'll think it's okay, because he's being mean to her because he likes her.

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BlackButterflies
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August 20, 2013 1:07am UTC

teacher: "you kids need to stand in the sun and get some vitamin D in you!"
eoghan: *shrieks and runs towards a distant patch of sunlight* "I WANT THE D!"
teacher: "what's he doing?"
me: "...he's chasin' down the D, ma'am"
eoghan: "SWEET JESUS THAT D IS AMAZING!"
eoghan: "I LOVE THE FEELING OF D ON MY FACE"
teacher: "what."
eoghan: *shrieks again and runs inside* "TOO MUCH D, TOO MUCH D!"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 9:32pm UTC

when did "respect yourself" start to mean
"behave the way i think you should"? actually,
while we're on that train of thought, when did
having s/ex or wearing certain kinds of clothes
start meaning that you don't respect yourself?
i respect myself but my legs look hella good
in a short skirt, thank you very much.

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BlackButterflies
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August 21, 2013 2:44am UTC

do you ever hand a test in and suddenly realise exactly what you did wrong and everything makes sense and you look back on the answers you wrote with this overwhelming sense of embarrassment and you wish you could tackle the paper out of the teacher's hands and change your answers?
same.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

GUYS
What if Steve really ISN'T on vacation?
What if he got tired of all the drama and decided to
sit back and watch to see how we'd behave on our
own? This could be a test to see who can causes
drama and who doesn't.
He could be taking an actual vacation, too.

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lithium*
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July 22, 2013 6:32pm UTC

why do i get apprehensive about walking past a group of teenagers alone i am a teenager

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glitter162*
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July 27, 2013 6:13pm UTC

OMG 12-year-olds are so
weird and annoying. God, do they even know anything? They are way too young to be on Witty.
~ 13-year-olds

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happiest*
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August 2, 2013 2:41pm UTC

am i allowed to wear a sweatshirt in like the first week of school or is that showing how much i don’t care too early

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Hale_Storm18
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August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC

F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

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happiest*
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August 9, 2013 2:25pm UTC

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

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Hale_Storm18
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August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC

The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

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ThatIsSoTrue
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August 18, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Giving your best friend that look when
you both think of something in a dirty way

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Tori-bird *
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August 18, 2013 10:23pm UTC

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person as you. It's like preforming in a tallent show and finding out Beyonce is going on before you.

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Tori-bird *
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August 18, 2013 10:25pm UTC

the only thing i can turn on is my computer

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