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ThatIsSoTrue

1. ThatIsSoTrue
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2013 8:13pm UTC
   Am I the only one who feels popular
   When their phone blows up?
   
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2. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 22, 2013 8:06pm UTC
   *Cleans room*
   *Cleanness lasts for about a day*
   *Ends up cleaning my room again the next day*
   
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3. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 22, 2013 7:54pm UTC
   I hate it when you are on kik
   And you start typing
   Then the other person starts typing
   And then you both stop typing
   Then you type again
   And they start typing again....
   
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4. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 13, 2013 7:28pm UTC
   I will either care a lot for you, or not care at all.
   There is no in between.
   
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5. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 13, 2013 10:07am UTC
   Him: You're beautiful.
   Me: Thanks but I'm not beautiful. I'm just average.
   Him: Yeah you might be average, for a model.
   
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6. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 13, 2013 10:05am UTC
   My boyfriend sent me this text when I was sleeping:
   I know you are sleeping but I just wanted to let you know that you are the best person I've ever met and you're so pretty and super nice. You're beautiful don't let anyone tell you different. Love you babe <3
   
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7. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC
   Me: Why isn't anyone texting me back?
   My sister: Maybe they actually have a life...
   Me: Well sucks for them...
   
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8. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 4, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   So a boy told me "You got really pretty"
   And my sisters boyfriend texted her a "Good morning beautiful" text when she woke up
   Is today like "National Guys Are Being Nice Day" or something?
   
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9. ThatIsSoTrue
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   October 2, 2013 8:57pm UTC
   September finally ended.
   You can wake up Billie Joe Armstrong now.
   
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10. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 22, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    I just went to Panera and bought a bag of air
    But they were kind enough to put 2 chips in it...
    
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11. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 22, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Someone: So Kellin is the guy who's in pierce the veil right?
    Me: OH YOU GOT TO BE KELLIN ME!
    
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12. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 22, 2013 11:34am UTC
    If you can't scream the lyrics to a song with me,
    We are probably not friends
    
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13. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 22, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Don't feel bad if you're an only child.
    Think about it.
    You don't have to share your nutella...
    
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14. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 22, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Go to Google.
    Type in:
    "Google gravity"
    Hit:
    "I'm feeling lucky"
    Watch and play.
    You're welcome.
    
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15. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 22, 2013 11:11am UTC
    Me and My mom at five guys:
    My mom: Don't eat all the fries
    My mom: *Eats all the fries*
    Me:
    My mom:
    Me:
    My mom:
    Me:
    My mom: What?
    
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16. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 21, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    Today I got asked what my favorite cereal was.
    I said Cinnamon Crunch Toast.
    Cinnamon. Crunch. Toast.
    
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17. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 21, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    *My dad listening to Where Have You Been by Rihanna*
    My dad: What is this sh*t? It sounds like a duck quacking. Quack, quack, quack.
    
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18. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 19, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    My mom: My god you are getting everything wet!
    My dad: We don't have any paper towels? Go out and get some!
    My sister: Why isn't this thing going in?
    Me: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME NOT TO HAVE A DIRTY MIND?
    
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19. ThatIsSoTrue
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    September 19, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Funny Story #1
    My sister was at a funeral
    She has a dog named Kasper
    So when a guy came up to her and said:
    "Hi, I'm Jasper."
    She literally responded with:
    "Hi, I'm Kasper."
    
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20. ThatIsSoTrue
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Don't worry,
    Someday I know,
    My tears will dry
    And I will be fine
    format by julietechoecho
    
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