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My mom: My god you are getting everything wet!

My dad: We don't have any paper towels? Go out and get some!

My sister: Why isn't this thing going in?

Me: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME NOT TO HAVE A DIRTY MIND?
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My mom: My god you are getting everything wet! My dad: We don't

9 faves · Sep 19, 2013 8:50pm