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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure

203 faves · 8 comments · Aug 16, 2013 1:59pm

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faithfullyhere · 1 decade ago
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
It was sarcasm love
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simplified · 1 decade ago
Men are still caught up in their beauty.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Mermaids are always FISHING for attention.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
WATER you talking about? I don't SEA what you mean.
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LettingSecretsGo · 1 decade ago
They don't even have vagiina's to lure them in. I guess their boobs are always out there though.
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help_me_im_drowning · 1 decade ago
Well I think I know why the mermaid population died out, we all now know they can't have kids!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
That or the fact that they don't exist 50/50 really
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