The fear of tampons
that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a
nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd
cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to
leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his
direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's
hilarious.