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The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.
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The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally

359 faves · 68 comments · Aug 2, 2013 10:30am

Hale_Storm18

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funny · tumblr · tampon · teenageboy

just another asian* · 5 years ago
i think i desensitized my little brother because i make him get me some all the time xD
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mtndewhm* · 6 years ago
My friend threw one at her brother, he started hitting it with a baseball bat.
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mtndewhm* · 6 years ago
I also had a friend who stuck tampons up his nose when he got nose bleeds.
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kitkat929m · 6 years ago
Nice going, dumbo. That is from the movie "She's The Man" Way to not be original

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mtndewhm* · 6 years ago
No need to be a b*tch, and he actually did that, I don't know if that's where he came up with it or not.
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foreveryounggxo · 6 years ago
these stories are great... but kids in my town would not run.. they would play with them
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jezzay* · 6 years ago
or pull out an eyelash curler. every guy seems to think they're some sort of medieval torture contraption.
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lovejellybean · 6 years ago
That's what I used to think too... and I'm a girl. lol...
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Plusle_N_Minun · 6 years ago
Me and my guy friend were having a nerf gun war and he ran out of those foam bullets, oddly enough the drawer we keep the extra set of bullets also contained tampons. He thought it was like a new version of the foam bullets and it actually fits inside the nerf gun. So he proceeded to shoot me with tampons.
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lovejellybean · 6 years ago
this ^^
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HelloXOXOKitty · 6 years ago
My guy friend asked me what a tampon was so during class we were sitting in the back of the room and I demonstrated with his water bottle. Then after school it was really hot outside so he drank his water (forgetting that the tampon was in it) and then the string got in his mouth. He thought he was going to die from tampon poisoning.
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Christopher Robin* · 6 years ago
They aren't scary? lol
After living with my sister and seeing used tampons all over the bathroom floor, in the sink, shower, everywhere.... it doesn't matter.
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mumblebumble · 6 years ago
Ew what who doesn't throw away their used tampons?
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bunnylover43 · 6 years ago
Why would they be in the sink and shower?
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Christopher Robin* · 6 years ago
She's lazy as fûck.
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meow* · 6 years ago
wow scarred for life much? XD
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Christopher Robin* · 6 years ago
Indubitably.
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meow* · 6 years ago
HAHAHAH XD
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No* · 6 years ago
im a girl and Im scared of tampons too they are just ewwy
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boop* · 6 years ago
They're a lot less gross than pads. At least tampons don't cause a huge mess (not that I'd know for sure if pads do, I've never used them, but common sense is telling me your whole area gets bloody with pads while tampons keep you nice and clean and you don't have to see them to get rid of them.) Team tampon.
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No* · 6 years ago
its just horrible im not good with the'girl facts of life' sorta stuff. my wholelife ive been wrapped up in bubble wrap and had no talk or nothing from mum so yknow its scary O_o


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hey_itsgabby · 6 years ago
you've never used a pad? lol wtf you sleep with a tampon?!?!?
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boop* · 6 years ago
lol yeah, I just never liked the idea of always being... moist? down there regardless of being asleep
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hey_itsgabby · 6 years ago
but..but......YOU COULD DIE!!!!! you could get ptss and LITERALLY DIE!! sorry but go your own way you go girl
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boop* · 6 years ago
Sleeping doesn't increase the chances of getting TSS, especially if you change it on time. I've read a lot about it and there's a chance even if you had just put one in, so I just prefer to be comfortable and wake up a bit earlier and go back to bed than worry about something that could happen at anytime; especially since it probably won't.
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hey_itsgabby · 6 years ago
yea but if you have it in for more than 8 hours your have a really high risk to get it..just saying just don't die
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boop* · 6 years ago
I wake up every few hours to change it since it gets full before(/around) 8 hours. I've had my period since I was 11 and I'm 18 now so I think I'm doing it fine lol. But even past 8 hours the chances are still very slim, just a bit higher than before 8 hours.
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amur3074 · 6 years ago
Ditto to that; I completely agree with you.
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emmahood31 · 6 years ago
Sadly, I've done that.................... :p
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CutieMarie01 · 6 years ago
My guy friends always used to ask me what I kept in my purse and if they could look in it so one day I showed them. They found a tampon and started messing with it to figure out what it was, and when I told them they threw it and almost started crying.
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ErinIsTheName* · 6 years ago
This isn't really about guys, but I thought this is just a funny story to tell.
When I first got my period, there were no pads at my house, so I had to use some like old fashion one for my next day at school. That day everyone was asking me why the classroom smelt of diapers, me. I was at my friends house and we where eating chocolate and when I stood up there was like a red brownish patch on the cushion. I was just like.. Oops must have sat on some chocolate and it melted. My friend and I wanted to go swimming, although my friend was on her period and she never had used tampons before. She went into the bathroom to insert it in. And she came back and sat on the lower end of the couch and all of a sudden was like owwwww... Then she realized she had inserted it into her .
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Hanny* · 6 years ago
Once a guy in my class got my friends tampon and decided to hang it in my full water bottle -.- And then he threw it around class at people to see how close it could get to the board! The teacher got so XD
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BlackButterflies · 6 years ago
"just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction" that wording is very, very unfortunate.
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Hale_Storm18 · 6 years ago
I just noticed that sweet jesus omg
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bunnylover43 · 6 years ago
Lol i love how every one has a tampon story haha
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monkeysareinmyhair · 6 years ago
wish i had one now
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KissMyAxe · 6 years ago
Once in Modern Studies we were talking about the Mitt Romney and Obama election and how Obama won, and I had heard rumours that Mitt Romney was homophobic and he wanted to ban tampons, so I put my hand up and asked and the guy in front of me turned around and asked me what a tampon was. His friend next to him, also a boy, explained it but the boy thought a tampon was a pad. So he explained it again and then the boy thought a tampon was a cotton ball. I swear I couldn't stop laughing.
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BringMeTheEric · 6 years ago
My friend brought in a tampon he found on the floor into health class and we were throwing it around and he hit a girl with it and she told on us for sexual harrasment, we had to go to the office and the kid who threw it got a 3 day suspension.
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Tman89frost · 6 years ago
on a side not . you know a guy is a keeper if he'll go to a store and pick up some for you
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LiveTheDream · 6 years ago
in my freshman we got to decorate a christmas tree and all the girls put tampons on it
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emilygm* · 6 years ago
OMFG
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Jessica♥* · 6 years ago
some guy at my school went through another girl's purse, found one, & didnt know what it was. he picked it up and was like playing with it until somebody told him it was a tampon. he then proceeded to throw it on the ground, screaming, and run away.
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meow* · 6 years ago
Omg, i died..
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converse_girl17 · 6 years ago
My thing is they all want to be in between a girls' legs and I think they're just jealous that the tampons have more experience than them
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foreveryounggxo · 6 years ago
literally thoughh

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Rolita07* · 6 years ago
Hahahaha that's actually true! Did you know that in china tampons are banned? Lol the chinese men just got jealous cause tampons are bigger and more pleasurable :p
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 6 years ago
^Hahaha
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ecawesomeness · 6 years ago
you guys know thats true right? about china and tampons?
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theinfinitejar · 6 years ago
Really? I've seen them in China. I think they sell those in a few places.
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ecawesomeness · 6 years ago
omfg i'm such an idiot i meant "untrue." untrue. UNTRUE.
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theinfinitejar · 6 years ago
Yeah. I think that people in China just don't like to use them.
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ecawesomeness · 6 years ago
i guess so.
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