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appleloop*
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December 11, 2013 7:14pm UTC

She wants to say "I love you",
But she leaves it at "Goodnight",
Because love requires falling,
And she's afraid of heights.

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 9:56am UTC

Are you a cigarette because you got a hot butt.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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伤*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 3:24pm UTC

imagine right before you fall asleep you
get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Tips on kissing boys
1. Start off wih slow kisses
2. When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. Swallow him whole
Slither away you fiesty anaconda

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spence*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

A few weeks ago
a girl with a very heavy backpack fell randomly on the floor,
with all her stuff spilling everywhere,
and an embarrassed look on her face.
one of the most popular girls came up to her and helped
her up and picked up all her stuff ignoring
the laughing from the other popular kids. She gives me hope.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC

If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC

"Boys will be bo--"
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

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^_^*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone.

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spence*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:23pm UTC

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

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Ethanol
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 11:01am UTC

“
In this world, whenever there is light, there are also shadows. As long as the concept of winners exist, there must also be losers. The selfish desire of wanting to maintain peace causes wars and hatred is born to protect love.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water.
And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes
you cannot even breathe deeply, and
the night sky is no home, and
you have cried yourself to sleep enough times
that you are down to your last two percent, but
nothing is infinite,
not even loss.
You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day
you are going to find yourself again.
- unknown

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 8:06pm UTC

❝Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly delusional and live in a half-imaginary world but am also a realist to the core. I’m just a bunch of contradictions most of the time and I don’t like it, but I also do.

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伤*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:30am UTC

My biggest fear is that someday you will love someone the way i love you and that someone wont be me

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 11:45pm UTC

bob is one of the most stereotypical
names out there but tell me how many bobs do you actually know?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Me: *sees cute boy*
Me: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
Me: With my own mouth
Me: Softly, because I like you.

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MyBabyVan
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Sassy english teachers
are the best because
they're beyond sarcastic
and somehow always
end up insulting
the kid that you hate
and everyone else likes.

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