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  1. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    Sassy english teachers
    are the best because
    they're beyond sarcastic
    and somehow always
    end up insulting
    the kid that you hate
    and everyone else likes.

  2. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:45am UTC
    The speech that blew your mind.
    Southpark.
    Butters: *crying*
    Goths: You can join us if you want. We're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.
    Butters: Ah no thanks. I love life.
    Goths: Huh? But you just got dumped.
    Butters: Yeah and I am sad. But at the same time I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It makes me feel alive ya know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is a beautiful sadness.. I guess that sounds stupid..
    Goths: Yeah..
    Goths: No. No Butters, that doesn't sound stupid at all.

  3. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    My opinion about all this One Direction Fuss:
    Alright so I am a Directioner but I'll try my best to be neutral about this.
    1. 'One Direction is only famous for their looks'
    I hate when people say this. They are extremly talented and you get goosebumps of them performing live and I'm being serious about this. Listen to Zayn hitting the high notes or listen to Niall, he has the voice of an angel. Everyone of them has. I really don't understand how people can say this.
    2. 'They only sing about getting girls'
    Well it's kind of true. But compare them to people like Flo Rida. He wants girls to give him a blowj** (Whistle). At least they sing about a girls personalitly and how desperatly they want to be with her. I agree that people like Justin Bieber have deeper lyrics like 'Pray' or 'Born to be somebody' and that there are stories behind Demi Lovato songs like 'Give your heart a break' or 'Fix a heart'. But give them some time. Who knows what the future will bring and for the new album they've written half the songs by theirselves. Oh, plus 3 songs by Ed Sheeran which is like AWESOME! So yeah. This is like half true.
    3. 'Harry Styles cries over hate from one performance, Rebecca Black gets more hate and stays strong.'
    I remember the jokes about Rebecca Black when 'Friday' came out and now everyones sticking to her because they got sick of 1D. I think this is so wrong. He has all the rights to cry whenever. Imagine being known all over the world and there are people saying you should k*ll yourself. It's great if you can ignore that but he was just being himself. He tries to please everyone and put up a good show. You can't blame him. I really think that's mean.
    4.' One Direction has taken over Witty'
    Yep, that's true. I love One Direction and I love reading quotes about them but I get the point of people who don't like them. But let's be honest when I say the amount of quotes about them reduced extremly. There was a time when there where 100 of quotes about them on Top Quotes but now theres barely 1 at each page. Just skip it. Theres no one telling you to read or fave it. To the fans: Just not repost One Direction quotes that are already on Witty. I think that'd help and it'd make the people who don't like them content.
    5. 'What is inspirational about them?'
    Well, they followed their dreams. They worked hard on where they are now. What not inspirational about that? I love singing and I'm in a band and they are the biggest inspiration I have. I live by their motto 'Dare to Dream'. They showed me how dreams can come true.
    +
    There are tons of quotes from girls saying they'd much rather be called beautiful than hot. You have 5 guys telling you you're beautiful from the inside for 3.27 minutes. I don't think you could ask for more. Just listen to their words. Girls, you don't need Make-Up to cover up because being the way that you are is enough. There are times when I look in the mirror and actually feel truly beautiful. Those a rare moments but I owe it to them. They helped me to see the best in myself. They made me happy. And Audrey Hepburn once said happy girls are the prettiest girls!
    6. 'One Direction fans are cyberbullies'
    I've never felt so insulted. I can say most of us are NOT. The rest are just pathetic. I know you should fight for what you love but some of them just go to far. ''Directioners''? Why fight with people who don't like 'em? That just means more for us :) But yeah, some just go to far and just ignore it. I know it's hard but those people are just brave behind a computer screen. Don't listen to them neither respond to them because it'll just escalate.
    So that was my opinion about the One Direction Fuss. Sorry if the quote about One Direction annoys you but I felt like venting :) Leave your opinion in the comment box - please don't start a fight - I'm curious about what you think about it! Sorry, I'm German my english isn't the best :) xoxo

  4. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:40am UTC
    Louis surprised Eleanor before she went in to her exam by popping out before she walked in to begin the test.
    Can I please have a relationship like this?

  5. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:37am UTC
    FRESH PRINCE OF MULLINGAR!
    In west meath county born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days!
    Chilling out, maxin', relaxing all good, eatin' some Nandos outside of the school.
    When a couple of chavs, they where up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood.
    I got in one little fight and my mom started protestin', she said : ''You're moving over to London and joining One Direction!''
    I've made it through auditions, thanks to Katy Perry, that's where I met Lou, Liam, Zayn and Harry.
    And who would've tought we would've made it so far, but I'm sure not going back to Mullingar!

  6. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:42am UTC
    FRESH PRINCE OF MULLINGAR!
    In west meath county born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days!
    Chilling out, maxin', relaxing all good, eatin' some Nandos outside of the school.
    When a couple of chavs, they where up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood.
    I got in one little fight and my mom started protestin', she said : ''You're moving over to London and joining One Direction!''
    I've made it through auditions, thanks to Katy Perry, that's where I met Lou, Liam, Zayn and Harry.
    And who would've tought we would've made it so far, but I'm sure not going back to Mullingar!

  7. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    I wish i could put all my thoughts in a jar. I think too much. Thinking too much causes me to over think and analyze things I don't want to deal with. It gets too much for me to handle and I panic. I shut myself down and go to war with myself. I'm tired. I'm sick of being tired. I don't like who I am, but I have to live with it. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sick of feeling sad. Sick of wanting things and people I can't have. I want to be at peace with myself for once. To be happy and think about things that doesn't send me over the edge.

  8. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:55am UTC
    You seem quite shy but youre oh so cute
    And Im the kinda girl that would love to be yours
    if you asked me to
    So just take a chance, try to hold my hand
    I swear I'd never let go
    Just let me know if you'd be my man..♥

  9. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:31am UTC
    10 things longer than Kim's marriage
    1. Her s*x tape.
    2. The NBA lockout.
    3.Planning Kim's wedding
    4.That pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question
    5.Michael Jordan's baseball career
    6.Justin Bieber's chest hair
    7.Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
    8.The 2011 East Cost earthquake
    9. An iPhone battery
    10.Minute rice

  10. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Recipe for Happiness♥
    1 measure of a life well lived
    1 cup sweetness and light
    2 tablespoons of levity
    1 teaspoon extract of gratitude
    1 grain of salt
    Mix well, then place in preheated oven.
    Sit in meditation until more than half-baked.
    Cool, and top with meringue whipped into a frenzy. Enjoy!

  11. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    Recipe for Happiness♥
    1 measure of a life well lived
    1 cup sweetness and light
    2 tablespoons of levity
    1 teaspoon extract of gratitude
    1 grain of salt
    Mix well, then place in preheated oven.
    Sit in meditation until more than half-baked.
    Cool, and top with meringue whipped into a frenzy. Enjoy!

  12. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    I wish i could put all my thoughts in a jar. I think too much. Thinking too much causes me to over think and analyze things I don't want to deal with. It gets too much for me to handle and I panic. I shut myself down and go to war with myself. I'm tired. I'm sick of being tired. I don't like who I am, but I have to live with it. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sick of feeling sad. Sick of wanting things and people I can't have. I want to be at peace with myself for once. To be happy and think about things that doesn't send me over the edge.

  13. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Best feelings in the world
    sleeping in late || having no homework || being liked/loved back
    hugs that last more than one minute || first swim of the summer
    a smile from that special someone || laughing till your stomach hurts
    getting unexpected gifts || not remembering when you last cried
    getting an A on a test you didn't study for || when he texts you first
    looking at pictures from when you were little || living up to someone's expectations
    when someone tells you they never want to loose you
    knowing you are loved || being called beautiful || finding those jeans that fit perfectly
    finally eating the food you were craving for || waking up & realizing you have hours to sleep
    making a stranger smile || eating seedless grape || making new friends
    putting on sweatpants after wearing jeans all day || when little kids draw you pictures
    being told someone is okay || when someone tells you smell nice
    winning an argument || proving a smart person wrong || listening to your favorite song
    receiving hand-written letters || falling asleep to the rain || finishing an essay
    when people laugh at your joke || smiling || getting a friendship bracelet
    finding out the name of the song stuck in your head || packing for a vacation
    perfectly peeling of the price sticker || realizing it's friday
    knowing you will be okay

  14. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    if your world turns uʍop ǝpısdn
    it's nice to have someone uʍop ǝpısdn with you.♥

  15. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 7:04am UTC
    Admit it.
    At some point you have tried to see if you had superpowers.

  16. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    Of course we'll met new people & fall in love again,of course we're gonna hate each other sometimes & seek ways to hurt each other.But we'll ALWAYS HAVE A HISTORY THAT WONT LET US FORGET ABOUT EACH OTHER no matter how much we want too.

  17. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    never say 'I love you'
    if you dont mean it.Never talk about feelings,if they dont exist.Don't hold my hand if you want to break my heart.Never say you want to,if you dont. Dont look me in the eyes
    if youre telling lies.Never say 'Hi' if you want to say bye.
    Never ask how I am if you dont care anyways.
    Never say true love left you,because true love never leaves.

  18. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 8:45am UTC
    IfEverybodyDeservesASecondChance
    would it mean we also have the freedom to waste
    The First one?

  19. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    [ x ] Cute Pajamas ? Check .
    [ x ] Comfprtable Bed ? Check .
    [ x ] Fuzzy Socks ? Check .
    [ x ] Fluffy Pillows ? Check .
    [ ] Lights off?
    S h i t .

  20. MyBabyVan MyBabyVan
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    if your world turns uʍop ǝpısdn
    it's nice to have someone uʍop ǝpısdn with you.♥

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