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neonbubbles
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:33pm UTC

me watching the olympics when i was 8: Oh that's nice
me watching the olympics when i was 12: Wow I hope we win
me watching the olympics now: i'm going to f*ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me

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Fluff
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Win a FREE ride
in a real police car
just by shoplifting
from this store.
Lucky winners also get their name
in the newspaper for their
family&friends to see!
-tasteofawesome

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC

So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
JBsGurl4ever
JBSGurl4ever.
are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
are you sure?

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TheAnaDiaries
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:57pm UTC

size 2,
high heel shoes,
latest dress,
jimmy choo.
white smile,
single file,
cat walk,
flaunt the style.
dressing room,
don't assume,
imperfections,
all too soon.
only 2,
down to puke.
perfect figure,
could be you.
MY QUOTE, DO NOT STEAL.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Emotionally. I'm done.
Mentally. I'm drained.
Spiritually. I feel dead.
Physically. I smile.

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:16pm UTC

click to see this quote

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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RyansWitty
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:50am UTC

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I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be attacked by a Great White Shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
nmf
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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:25am UTC

My mom's best friend slept over the other night.
her: *Wakes up to use the bathroom*
her:
her: omg
her: OMG!!!
her: I CAN'T SEE!!!
her: *begins touching her eyes frantically*
her: SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE !!
her: *starts crying*
her: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!! *hyperventilating*
her: IM BLIND!!
me: *Turns on light*
me:
me: It gets really dark in here at night.
mom: HAHAHAHA
-true story.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:05pm UTC

*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends."
*When I go out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

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Soccerchic15
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:18am UTC

No headphones in: Go ahead & talk to me! I'm all ears.
One headphone in: Talk to me if its important. It better be for a good reason. Be careful.
Both headphones in: Step away. Do Not Talk to me. Not in the mood.
Simple as that ^

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maddiesmith2313
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:47pm UTC

*helping my grandpa walk into the kitchen*
Me: oh, heres your cane.
Grandpa: no way! i dont need that!
Me: but...yes you do..
Grandpa: nope! YOLO!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ...oh my god....
~true story~

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InvaderZ
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:47am UTC

Kindergarten:
Me: Hi my names Soul. What's yours?
Him: Oh, it's Will.
Me: Really? Cool.
Him: What's that on your arm?
Me: Oh..this? *covers arm* it's a birthmark. You can make fun of me,but ..... mommy says it's beautiful.
Him: She's right. I mean look at it, it really is a cool birthmark!
I moved away. 11 years later in
High School: Sophomore year
Me: *going quietly to me locker*
Him: Hey, Soul , right?
Me: Uh..yeah. Why?
Him: Oh nothing much really..I'm new here so I'm trying to make as ..... much friends as I can *chuckles*
Me: *rolling eyes* Oh. Cool. The popular chicks are over there.
Him: No thanks.
Me: Oh?
Him: Oh , by the way , that's a really cool birthmark. I knew someone ... who had something like that once.
Me: *eyes widening and nearly falling to the floor* Will..
Him: ..Yeah?
Me: *hugs him REALLY REALLY hard* It's been 11 years.
Now he's MINE. <3

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Gamer Girls: Oh em gee. Modern Warfare for lifeeee <3 Lolz wait how do you even do this? Oh no I think I just died. Lol cuteee. Omggg I'm so hot 'cause I play video games that boyssss like lolll I'm like the coolest girl ever.
Girls who actually play video games: JEEZ MARIO. IS IT THAT F#CKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS? OH MY GOSH PEACH YOU F#CKING WH#RE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND F#CKING SHRINK ME? REALLY? THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE. OH MY GOSH. YES. THANK THE HEAVENS. F#CK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEARMMARIO, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMPER MOTHER F#CKING A##. I hate my life....
True story, bro.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:43am UTC

"I had a friend growing up, who was abused
abused by her dad, i made a vow
to myself that I'll never hurt my daughter."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Plot twist: a guy on witty pretends to be a girl for less attention...

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dancer98
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I said Hi not suck my dick.
Nmq~ fb

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:48pm UTC

guys who kiss a girl
To sHut Her up.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC

me when i go out: i should have stayed.
me when i stay home: i should have gone out.
me im around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people.
me when i'm mean: i need to be nicer.
me when i'm nice: i need to be meaner.

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Alliebabiiee
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Sponge Bob: Patrick! Can you hear me?
Patrick: No, it's too dark!!

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