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756 faves · 8 comments · Jul 31, 2012 6:16pm

EdwardScissorhands

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EdwardScissorhands


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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
MY MOM IS LIKE THIS
~I GAIN 5 POUNDS~
WOW YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT WOW YOU NEVER EAT SERIOUSLY YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OF BEING TOO SKINNY STOP LOSING WEIGHT OH MY GOODNESS SERIOUSLY

*NOTE: SHE IS OBESE
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hapinky9978 · 1 decade ago
My mom: Your sooo skinny you don't need to diet!
My dad: Try some whole grain taco shells! Less fat.
Me:Dad I hate you, mom:) you were always my favorite! (my parents are divorced) just saying.
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FlawsAndScars07 · 1 decade ago
If my mom said that, I would laugh forever
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
My mam does that! :( she's evilllll ^^
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Tristen55 · 1 decade ago
oh my gosh that's so mean.


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Kyari* · 1 decade ago
My Mom - Your Gunna Be Bigger Than The Effin World ... You need jenny craig
Me - O.o
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ammonia · 1 decade ago
My mom: I always have to make you food! Why do you do this to me! i'm like your slave!

lol.
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Jahyvie · 1 decade ago
That sounds like my mom, and my brother, and my grandpa, and my friends, I thought it was only me lol x]
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