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lozza821

Status: im living in the prime time

Member Since: 16 Mar 2011 05:52pm

Last Seen: 15 Oct 2019 11:33am

user id: 158750

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  1. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 1:07pm EST
    How long will I love you?
    As long as stars are above you...

  2. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:33pm EST
    What really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but
    physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

  3. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:42pm EST
    And no Kanye isn’t stupid or evil for selling $120 plain shirts...
    People are fricking stupid for buying em
    Kanye is a genius.

  4. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:21pm EDT
    I'm glad my pets can't talk.
    They know too much.

  5. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:33pm EDT
    I'm having one of those unattractive days.
    I mean years.
    I mean lives.

  6. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:47am EDT
    You know who's perfect?
    Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

  7. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 8:37pm EDT
    Sorry but I just full on karate kicked a
    moth and it flew across the room and died
    and now I feel like a god ok

  8. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:08pm EDT
    1D: I'm lying naked on the floor.
    Me: My name is the floor.
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    Me: I'm waiting.

  9. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:05pm EDT
    I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
    Then it hit me.

  10. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:47pm EDT
    3 Bad things happened to me today:
    1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.
    2: My sister got hit by a bus.
    3: I lost my bus licence.

  11. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:27pm EDT
    John
    My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's only 8.
    1 hour ago ·0 comment · 69 Likes
    this was not meant to offend.

  12. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:30pm EDT
    Undecided question
    My butt cracked?????!!
    I HAVE A HUGE CRACK RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BUTT
    PLEASE HELP I THINK I MIGHT HAVE POOPED TOO HARD OR SOMETHING.

  13. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:19pm EDT
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: 16 male
    Stranger: looking for female
    You: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  14. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:40pm EDT
    Jessica
    summer, SLOW DOWN. -_-
    6 hours ago ·1 comment · 1 Likes
    Summer Okay.
    5 hours ago ago · 26 Likes

  15. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:50pm EDT
    I remember when the 'M' in MTV
    stood for
    Music, and not Maternity.

  16. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:30pm EDT
    Dear parents,
    knocking while you open the door to my bedroom kind of defeats the perpose of knocking.

  17. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 3:39pm EDT
    Plot twist: This isn't over used at all.

  18. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:11pm EDT
    Peeta: Where am I.. What happened?
    Katniss: You're in the hospital, Peeta. You're fine.
    Peeta: Why am I in the hospital?
    Katniss: Because you have a concussion, Peeta.
    Peeta: Why?
    Katniss: Because Gale punched your head really hard.
    Peeta: But WHY?
    Katniss: Because you were singing 'Peeta And I Know It' again.

  19. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:40pm EDT
    Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow.
    Morning of school: Nevermind.

  20. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:29pm EDT
    American: I want to live in the UK.
    Asian: I want to live in the UK.
    Indian: I want to live in the UK.
    African: I want to live in the UK.
    Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
    Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
    Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
    British: wat.

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