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Kyari*

Status: troubled feelings

Member Since: 29 May 2012 01:03pm

Last Seen: 17 Aug 2014 10:35pm

Birthday: May 29

Location: Florida Bound

Gender: F

user id: 303720

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let me be your anti depressiant , need a friend ? im always here . 

 

  1. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 11:07pm UTC
    If I could force my heart, my ears, my mind
    And eyes to get in line
    Maybe I'll find something real
    Not a fantasy so divine
    Let myself down each time

  2. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    please ... let me be your anti depressiant

  3. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 10:56pm UTC
    From "bae" to "who?" real quick .

  4. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 2:51pm UTC
    my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
    as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.

  5. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    nmq

  6. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman,
    she would be 5’9” tall
    have a 39” bust
    an 18” waist
    33” hips
    & a size 3 shoe.
    Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

  7. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    ♦Theyy Play My Favorite Songs On The Radioo Every 2 seconds & I Endd Up Hating It ♦

  8. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Do Youu Take Me To Bee Your Lawful Text Mate To Have & To Hold In My Phones SD Card And Stale Jokes In Texting Matrimony & In Poor. Singel Until Low Battery & No Credit Do Us Part

  9. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 1:05am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When Witty Says Your Gonna Get 200 Likes And 162 Comments But I Dont Get That Amount....

  10. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:55am UTC
    If You Tickle Me I Am Not Responsible For Any Injuries That May OR Will Occur .

  11. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Mom - Why Cant You Go Outside & Make New Friends
    Me - But The Internet Is My Friend *Stares At Screen*

  12. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    ~I am not a perfectionist, but still I seek perfection. I am not a great romantic, but yet I yearn 4 affection

  13. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch Discovery Channel. What you tryna discover? New ways to leave me? NOT TODAY.

  14. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    My boyfriend not allowed to take a jog around the block, The f.uck he trying to do? Practice how he'll run away from me? I don't think so.

  15. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    Only God Can Judge Me. I don’t see why everybody feel as though that they gotta tell me how to live my life

  16. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    A Relationship Is 2 People , But I Guess Some B*tches Dont Know How To Count !

  17. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 8:55pm UTC
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  18. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Messy Females Talk Noise
    Stupid H.oes Chase Boys
    Ignorant Tricks Follow D.ick
    Bad B.itches Get Rich ..

  19. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:29am UTC
    When Witty Started : Jan 15 , 2004
    when Witty Ended : When All The True Wittians Stopped Making Quotes And Were Replaced With Directioners And Crapshacks ...

  20. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:26am UTC
    SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE !

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