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NiallHoranAteMyHeart

Status: harry please.

Member Since: 16 Jul 2012 02:01pm

Last Seen: 23 Dec 2013 01:52pm

Location: erm, um

Gender: F

user id: 317894

294 Quotes
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177 Followers
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idk man i just love food and one direction
  1. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 9:34am UTC
    I'M TIRED OF FIGHTING, I WANT TO BE FOUGHT FOR.
    I'M TIRED OF CARING, I WANT TO BE CARED FOR.
    I'M TIRED OF JUST BEING ME,
    I WANT TO BE YOURS.

  2. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I bet Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99

  3. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    lol = drowning man
    *lol* = drowning cheerleader

  4. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I still want to be friends
    with my best friend,
    and be that awesome adult
    her kids love.

  5. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    me: *hovers mouse over witty bar*
    me: SEIZURES

  6. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    most people go out on a saturday night.
    me? im sitting alone in my room making shadow puppets on the wall with my desk lamp.

  7. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    how to write an essay:
    step 1: open microsoft word
    step 2: cry

  8. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    girls: "i like to hang out with guys cause there is less drama"
    me: i like to hangout by myself because there is no drama and i dont have to wear pants

  9. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste
    in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go
    to concerts with me and is an all around good person
    guys in my area: if the gurl got an a$$ and a rack ill
    bang her aye swag swag weed muthafuka swag

  10. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Person 1: i can draw really well
    Person 2: im really athletic
    Person 3: i write really well
    Person 4: im freaking gorgeous
    Person 5: im hilarious and likeable
    Person 6: i can dance really well
    me: i can breathe really well
    me: *chokes*

  11. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    i dont know why people use potatoes as an insult to call people ugly.
    potatoes can be quite attractive.

  12. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:06am UTC
    Merry Christmas!
    our savior is born ♥

  13. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    [] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [x] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Vision?
    [] perfect vision - $400
    [] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [x] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Shoe Size:
    [] 13+ - $300
    [] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Colors (up to 4)
    [x] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [x] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [x] Pink - $100
    [x] Other - $500
    Total: 3450
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x]Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    New total: 4450

  14. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    well i just got an instagram..
    its @hannahlikesgreenbeans
    follow me, i follow back
    just leave me a comment on here to remind me to follow you (:

  15. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥

  16. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    i just found out that witty isn't blocked on our school laptops
    PRAISE THE DEAR LORD AMEN

  17. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    t o n i g h t , le t ' s g e t s o m e
    & live while we're young

  18. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    OMG OUR BBYS JUST WON 3/3 OF THE AWARDS M%NYBEFVDCWEFVBGTNHYJMYNHF
    INDESCRIBABLE EMOTION OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  19. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    those three words,
    are used too much.
    but not enough ..

  20. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    i want to change my username so bad

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