NiallHoranAteMyHeart

Status: harry please.

Member Since: 16 Jul 2012 02:01pm

Last Seen: 23 Dec 2013 01:52pm

Location: erm, um

Gender: F

user id: 317894

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idk man i just love food and one direction

NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:34am UTC

I'M TIRED OF FIGHTING, I WANT TO BE FOUGHT FOR.
I'M TIRED OF CARING, I WANT TO BE CARED FOR.
I'M TIRED OF JUST BEING ME,
I WANT TO BE YOURS.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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February 13, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I bet Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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February 11, 2013 10:20pm UTC

lol = drowning man
*lol* = drowning cheerleader

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 7:33pm UTC

When I grow up,
I still want to be friends
with my best friend,
and be that awesome adult
her kids love.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 7:24pm UTC

me: *hovers mouse over witty bar*
me: SEIZURES

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 10:45pm UTC

most people go out on a saturday night.
me? im sitting alone in my room making shadow puppets on the wall with my desk lamp.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 8:15pm UTC

how to write an essay:
step 1: open microsoft word
step 2: cry

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 10:24pm UTC

girls: "i like to hang out with guys cause there is less drama"
me: i like to hangout by myself because there is no drama and i dont have to wear pants

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 7:49pm UTC

guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste
in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go
to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the gurl got an a$$ and a rack ill
bang her aye swag swag weed muthafuka swag

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Person 1: i can draw really well
Person 2: im really athletic
Person 3: i write really well
Person 4: im freaking gorgeous
Person 5: im hilarious and likeable
Person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe really well
me: *chokes*

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 6:37pm UTC

i dont know why people use potatoes as an insult to call people ugly.
potatoes can be quite attractive.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 10:06am UTC

Merry Christmas!
our savior is born ♥

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[] perfect vision - $400
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[x] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Colors (up to 4)
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Total: 3450
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x]Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
New total: 4450

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 10:19pm UTC

well i just got an instagram..
its @hannahlikesgreenbeans
follow me, i follow back
just leave me a comment on here to remind me to follow you (:

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 7:55pm UTC

{If you are reading this}
God is testing you so repost this and
he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
♥if you believe in him repost ♥

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 10:22pm UTC

i just found out that witty isn't blocked on our school laptops
PRAISE THE DEAR LORD AMEN

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 6:46pm UTC

t o n i g h t , le t ' s g e t s o m e
& live while we're young

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:45pm UTC

OMG OUR BBYS JUST WON 3/3 OF THE AWARDS M%NYBEFVDCWEFVBGTNHYJMYNHF
INDESCRIBABLE EMOTION OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 8:13pm UTC

those three words,
are used too much.
but not enough ..

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 7:50pm UTC

i want to change my username so bad

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