cmayl11

Status: Whale I don't know what to do anymore.

Member Since: 2 Sep 2011 11:48am

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Birthday: December 23

Location: probs the fridge

Gender: F

user id: 214652

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So Claudia May is my name and I was born two days before Christmas and I decided that I don't know what I'm going to do with my life because I can't be a forever alone cat lady because I'm too lazy to clean a litterbox.
ANYWAYSS.
I'm 15, and I enjoy petting really soft bunnies. All I really want is for bullies to be screwed out of everything that they want in life. And I also want animal crackers. They are just fantastic.

Talk to me though :) I have kik and tumblr, just ask for my usernames. :D If you want to know anything else, Ask me! I reply to everyone!! :)
Please be yourself. Being fake won't get you anywhere except down. Alsoo if you're aware of any super amazing stories or fanfictions out there, let me know. I would love to read them. :D

Never give up. Okay? This is some hard earned advice that I can give you from first hand expierence. If you don't like my quotes, take youself elsewhere. Your presence isn't appreciated here. Respect me and my followers. Don't correct my grammar or I'll kick you in the face. Don't talk to me like some uneducated ninny that just slammed their face in the keyboard. Ain't no respekt fo ya and yo dumbazz txt tawk up in hurr. None of that. -.-
But yeah my name is Claudia and I like bands and Michael Jackson and Loran Lerman and SKylar Astin because yum <3

cmayl11
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 12:12am UTC

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 4:25pm UTC

literally the only reason i use snapchat is
so i can show my friends all the ice cream i eat.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 12:59pm UTC

I consider myself a crayon.
I might not be your favorite color,
but one day you'll need me to
complete your picture.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:40pm UTC

what the actual f.uck
-.-

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 2:52pm UTC

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is knowing what
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Credit : FaveFormats.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 2:49pm UTC

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Okay, so.
I just really like
This Format. :)
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Credit : FaveFormats.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Normal Girls: googles puppies, boys, shoes, and clothes.
Me: googles Mitt Romney rollerblading in jean shorts.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Pardon me,
sir gangster.
Your trousers
are descending.
nmq

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Mom,
When I think of those
I know and love
I can't think of one
You don't tower above.
You are better by far
Than all the rest
These four words say it all,
"Mom You're The Best!"

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 11:38pm UTC

I just wanted to save this link, so it doesn't matter, please ignore it s.lut.
http://simplelayouts-requests.weebly.com/for-contests.html

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:54pm UTC

baby if you were writing on paper,
you'd be what they call
fine print

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:46pm UTC

if i had a dollar for everyime someone called me
pretty, i'd have exactly one dollar.
thanks mom.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Maybe one day
<<i'll be what you need.>>
But don't wait too long
because the day you
want me may be the
<<day i've finally given up.>>

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 6:25pm UTC

i have to take notes before i order pizza.
TWO PIZZAS.
ONE REGULAR WITH HAM.
AND ONE DEEP DISH WITH BACON.
CAN I GET THE FREE CRAZY BREAD
WITH MY DEEP DISH PLEASE?
DON'T FORGET TO ASK FOR THE TOTAL!!
THANK YOU, I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR.
$12.72

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 6:13pm UTC

i'm bored
of being bored
because being bored
is boring.
nmq/nmf

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May 11, 2013 5:16pm UTC

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The earth without art is just "eh."
nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 3:31pm UTC

You come to love
not by finding the
perfect person,
but by learning to
see an imperfect
person perfectly.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

NO ONE EVER SAID LIFE WAS EASY
there will always be someone trying to break you,
someone better than you,
there will be times when you just want to sit in a corner in cry.
just remember
Life Goes On.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 2:33pm UTC

I just want to throw my phone away and find out who is really there for me.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 2:30pm UTC

we should love.
not fall in love
because everything that falls
<<gets broken>>

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