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Gamer Girls: Oh em gee. Modern Warfare for lifeeee <3 Lolz wait how do you even do this? Oh no I think I just died. Lol cuteee. Omggg I'm so hot 'cause I play video games that boyssss like lolll I'm like the coolest girl ever.
Girls who actually play video games: JEEZ MARIO. IS IT THAT F#CKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS? OH MY GOSH PEACH YOU F#CKING WH#RE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND F#CKING SHRINK ME? REALLY? THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE. OH MY GOSH. YES. THANK THE HEAVENS. F#CK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEARMMARIO, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMPER MOTHER F#CKING A##. I hate my life....

True story, bro.

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Gamer Girls: Oh em gee. Modern Warfare for lifeeee <3 Lolz

860 faves · 55 comments · Jul 30, 2012 11:17pm

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StayStrongLiveLong · 1 decade ago
Totally the second one! :)
My mom walked in while I was playing this and I was yelling Stupid freaking peach this is my road!!! She just gave me a look and walked out
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MasterBroda · 1 decade ago
Oh my goodness thank you! That really needed to be said. Especially for girls who play WoW, Legend of Zelda, and those type games.
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
YEAH I LIKE MARIO GAMES
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The_unknown_SkyBlu · 1 decade ago
I'm both....







But I don't play Mario lol.

Black Ops+Minecraft+Halo3+other stuff.
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MeIsHere_NoNeedToWorry · 1 decade ago
The second one is me and my best friend. <3
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Bananabrains316 · 1 decade ago
I LOVE MARIOOOO:)
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invisabledinosaurs · 1 decade ago
I'm defenatly the second one!! :D except I'm always yoshi :)
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itzBreezy301 · 1 decade ago
I actually play Modern Warfare and Black Ops and thats not how I am...
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Tempest* · 1 decade ago
THIS IS SO ME
EXCEPT I DON'T PLAY MARIO I PLAY WEEGEE
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accountdeactivated* · 1 decade ago
I like to yell in different languages when I play cod or gears of war because my mom would get so mad at me if she knew what I was saying
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lessthanthirteen · 1 decade ago
not really
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ZonerOuter97 · 1 decade ago
CANT FORGET MINECRAFT RAGES
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leeuumm · 1 decade ago
you shoulve done boys modern warfare lmao
"f*ck you assh*le" "i win smd"
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Kayboo36 · 1 decade ago
Gotta love the gamer rage Lmao
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Bladez · 1 decade ago
Oh my god. A fahcking men. Okay. But I never use mario. Luigi fa life okay. Ahaha
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italiangirl3 · 1 decade ago
I just died...lol do you stalk me?
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mileyluver56798 · 1 decade ago
exactly when im playin mario kart i just scream at those dumb characters
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HorrificallyDelicious · 1 decade ago
soooo trueeee
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TheStoryOfaDancer · 1 decade ago
I play modern warfare and do none of that
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ljames17 · 1 decade ago
SO TRUE.
COD & Modern Warfare ftw.
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