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leeuumm

Status: these bitches love sosa

Member Since: 31 Dec 2011 07:42pm

Last Seen: 1 Mar 2013 03:58pm

Location: wishing i was in lindsays pants

Gender: M

user id: 257915

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bonjour chiennes
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im liam and im 17

r.i.p elise (paradise_) 1/12/13
you will always have my heart baby


 
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i think lindsay is sexier than the world
 
 
  1. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 9:51pm EST
    my girlfriend of almost 5 months commited suicide this month.. i should've been there for her but i wasn't and now its too late. always appreciate someone you love each day because one day they might not be here anymore. i love you elise rip

  2. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 6:10pm EST
    girl: i want you to whisper dirty things to me
    guy: living room, bathroom, kitchen

  3. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:08pm EST
    "i can do all things through
    christ who strengthens me."

  4. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 9:31pm EDT
    most teens thrive on drugs and alcohol. i thrive on food, internet and money.

  5. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 9:21pm EDT
    Me: *on the computer*
    Mom: come watch a movie with me
    Me: ok *sits down and watches movie with her for 2 minutes*
    Mom: *runs upstairs onto computer*
    Me: forever alone

  6. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 3:39pm EDT
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  7. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 12:24pm EDT
    i'd do anything to make you laugh or smile

  8. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:13am EDT
    why am i always shy around the people i like

  9. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:45pm EDT
    math city b*tch
    math math city b*tch
    ten ten ten twenty equals fifty b*tch

  10. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:21pm EDT
    Teacher: where's your partner?
    Me: not here
    Teacher: you two girls turn around and work with liam to have a threesome.
    All but teacher: O.O

  11. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:13pm EDT
    on september 30 I asked out the greatest girl in the world. not only does she put up will all my BS, but she's always there for me.. thanks elise for being an amazing girlfriend. i love you always baby

  12. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:02pm EDT
    Dad: come eat dinner with me buddy
    Me: no
    Dad: forever alone

  13. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:39pm EDT
    but first you gotta tell me what yo f*ckin name is
    what yo name is
    girl what yo name is
    what yo name is
    what yo f*ckin name is
    what yo name is tell me what yo name is
    -kirko bangz

  14. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:36pm EDT
    *kid walks in 15 minutes late to class*
    Teach: where is your pass and why are you late?
    Kid: i got dismissed late
    *another kid walks in late*
    Teach: if none of you have passes, how do i know that you werent smoking in the bathroom? im going to start sniffing everyone who comes in late
    *another kid comes in late*
    Teach: *sniffs kid*
    Kid: wtf
    coolest teacher ever

  15. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 7:40pm EDT
    I hate when Fat Chicks have Petite Nicknames.. Talkin bout her name is "Peaches".. B*tch yo name is Peach Cobbler!

  16. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 7:38pm EDT
    in kindergarden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that muthaf*cking classroom!

  17. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 5:24pm EDT
    it's killing me on the inside that you left me
    i feel like nothing

  18. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:09pm EDT
    One man's "EWWW"
    is another man's "i'd hit that."
    -mnyrlindsey

  19. leeuumm leeuumm
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    October 3, 2012 3:58pm EDT
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  20. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:53pm EDT
    *looking at cars*
    Me: pontiacs blow
    Dad: do you know what pontiac stands for?
    Me: no
    Dad: Poor Old N*gga Thought It was A Cadillac.
    Dad: you better not say the n word
    Me: *wide eyes*

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