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LaureeeenN

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Member Since: 13 Apr 2012 03:09pm

Last Seen: 26 Jun 2013 02:52pm

Birthday: October 29

Location: Columbia , SC

Gender: F

user id: 291954

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Heeey :) Im Lauren I'm a freshmannn in High shool , I just made the account, but Im not New To the Site . My life consists of texting, basketball and school. I'm here to look at good quotes, meet new people and have good time.I'm not Good at these "about me" Things So If You Want To Know More HMUU :)

*And If for some reason I Don't follow back just comment On my profile and I will Glady follow Back :)
  1. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:43pm EDT
    First week of school: Nice , Pretty clothing
    Rest of the year: Rocking the homeless grandma look
    nmf/nmq
    t

  2. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:25am EDT
    HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
    me: mom i got all a's
    mom:
    me: mom i cleaned the house
    mom:
    me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
    mom:
    mom: is this your cup on the table?
    me: yes
    mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
    nmf/nmq
    tumblr

  3. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:27pm EDT
    Phineas: Ferb I know what we're gon-
    Ferb: NO B/TCH ITS MY TURN

  4. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:42pm EDT
    I Know My Childhood Will be Over
    when Phineas and Ferb go back to school , and Candace finally busts them

  5. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:16pm EDT
    Plot Twist: I actually have a life outside of witty

  6. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:21pm EDT
    "5 Times Better than the Leading Brand"
    well if youre so much better than the leading brand , why arent YOU the leading brand..

  7. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:31pm EDT
    Are you as bored as i am
    It makes sense if you read it forward and backwards

  8. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:29pm EDT
    ETC
    end of thinking capacity

  9. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:03pm EDT
    I Wonder If Steve
    Is married , or has a child. or Maybe even a daughter, and she has a
    witty

  10. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 6:28pm EDT
    Stepping on a Lego
    and just accepting the fact that you're going to die

  11. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:48pm EDT
    When I Forget How To Spell Bananas
    I repeat the lyrics of 'Hollaback Girl' in my head

  12. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:23pm EDT
    Plot Twist:
    you finally get to meet One Direction, and your mom comes with you , and Harry Styles starts to flirt with her, so instead of becoming your husband, he becomes your step-dad

  13. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 10:34am EDT
    Sometimes When I Walk
    I try to keep my feet in the little square tiles

  14. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 10:20am EDT
    And Who Else
    wonders how old Spongebob is

  15. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 6:02pm EDT
    Mom- Are you talking back to me?
    Me- Uhh , yeaa mom, thats kind of how communication works

  16. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:36pm EDT
    That OCD moment you have
    when the door isnt completley shut

  17. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:18pm EDT
    Mom Can I. . .
    NOO!

  18. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:09pm EDT
    Karma takes too long, I rather beat the Crap out of You now

  19. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:14pm EDT
    That Awkward Moment
    when you're reading someone's graphic tee and it looks like you're staring at their boobs

  20. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:07pm EDT
    One Direction: We are not gay
    Human Population: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you ...
    *meant to be funny, no hate. I like one direction

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