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InvaderZ

Status: One day, A giant roach with come and take me to Narnia.

Member Since: 23 Jul 2012 10:28pm

Last Seen: 28 Mar 2013 12:35pm

Location: Nibiru

Gender: F

user id: 319858

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  1. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    don't do
    anything you
    wouldn't
    want
    the public to
    see
    Don't pick your nose,
    don't maturbate,
    don't pick your butt,
    don't fart,
    don't try and eat your toes
    Because there is a ghost break dancing beside you 24/7 and imagine how horrified their expression is to see you bend down and fap..
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    ok does
    anyone
    remember that
    old band called
    "Gorillaz" ?
    No? Okay then.. *huddles in corner*
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    My Class : Who is your favorite class? ARE WE YOUR FAVORITE :D?!
    Teacher : You guys are my second favorite!
    My Class : Who's your favorite?
    Teacher : Everybody else.

  4. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Kid in my class : Why are you eating a lollipop?
    Me : Lol I dunno, why are you wearing shoes?

  5. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Natalia Kills : Who needs true love as long as you love me truly?
    Me : That's true love.

  6. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Chase : Dude, look at this video of Herobrine! Watch it!
    Me: Chase, I don't care.
    Chase: WACTH IT! *sends me link*
    Me: No D:! I don't want to!
    Chase: WATCH. IT. AND YOU SHALL SEE THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM!!!

  7. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    They say you aren't here.
    Imagination , if you will. You are nothing but a fragment of my imagination. I know their wrong. They always were. I see you, you see me. I've felt you, you've felt me. I've heard you, you've heard me. I know you're there. They call me crazy, but I know you're here.
    I really hope you're here ♥
    n m q f

  8. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I don't believe in fairy tales,
    But I believe in you and me.
    Take me to
    Wonderland
    n m q f

  9. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Aunt : Oh em gee, you're so thin!
    Me : Wat.
    Mom : Wat.
    Brother : Wat.
    Dinosaurs : Wat.
    Aliens : Wat.
    Egyptians : Wat.
    Grass : Wat.
    Universe : Lies.

  10. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Me : *hears noise in shower*
    Me : oh my glob JEFF THE KILLER LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

  11. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Windmill, windmill,
    For the land,
    Turn forever,
    Hand in hand

  12. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 12:03am UTC
    I know you dig me, babe
    But I've got demon eyes,
    that see right through your anatomy,
    Into your thoughts..
    Your dreams..
    You soul..
    And right into your deepest FEARS

  13. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Me: *scrolls mouse over 'Witty' logo*
    Me: Whooa..

  14. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    I don't want a guy who will give me flowers, or kiss me everyday.
    I don't want him to say 'I love you' all the time. I don't want to
    go out on fancy dates at fancy resturants. I don't want a guy who
    will call me something like 'Baby' or 'Beautiful'. I don't want
    senitmental mush. All I need to know is that he loves me without him
    actually saying it. Because, I am not your usual girl with thr flowery
    dress and pink lipstick. My version of a date is to go to the beach at night,
    make a fire, listen to rock music. Not the steriotypical movies with the kissing and all that junk.
    I want a fun guy, who will actually make me happy.

  15. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Apparently, on this day in 286 A.D., Pope Valentine is executed for secretly marrying couples after marriage was banned.
    So, we celebrate the date that a famous pope got his head chopped off.
    Happy valentines day everyone.

  16. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    MATHEMATICAL..

  17. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    I want a pet dragon.
    And I would name it..
    Guadeloupe

  18. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 10:49am UTC
    Gangnam Style.

  19. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Sheldon: Penny, when was the last time I asked a favor from you?
    Penny: Yesturday , you asked me to check your ear to see if there was a lady bug in it.
    Sheldon: When was the last time I asked a favor from you that was not a medical emergency?
    Penny: Yesturday , you asked me to check your ear to see if there was a lady bug in it.
    - Big Bang theory

  20. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Admit it.
    We've all had those creepy sexual thoughts about our teachers.

:)

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