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Win a FREE ride in a real police car just by shoplifting from

297 faves · 2 comments · Jul 31, 2012 12:13pm

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frozenrose17 · 9 years ago
i saw this in a shoe shop
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365days* · 9 years ago
Won't your momma be proud?
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