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  1. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Different types of arguements-
    Smart arguments: You're wrong, here's why..
    Arguements: You're wrong!
    Internet Arguements: You're dumb, stupid, and your mother will never love you

  2. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Amanda Godel
    5 minutes ago · comment · 18 like this
    Luke Pence If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together <3 <3
    4 minutes ago · Like
    Amanda Godel I don't need to rearrange the alphabet because 'N' and 'O' are already together
    3 minutes ago · 50 like this

  4. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Money doesn't buy happiness,
    But it pays my internet which is the same thing.

  5. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I really don't understand why they blur out middle fingers on T.V.
    Is it like, "Oooh you have fooled me. What's behind that blur?" Is it an umbrella? Elephant? Young Bill Cosby?

  6. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    *Me taking a math test*
    Me: 2+2? That's easy!
    Me: But let's just use a calculator just to make sure..

  7. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Obviously, Google is a democrat.
    If you search 'completely wrong' on images, it will bring you pictures of Mitt Romney.

  8. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    The only person you should try to be better than
    Is the person you were yesterday

  9. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    What if we could actually make wishes
    but someone just wished we couldn't

  10. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    *Me talking to Siri*
    Me: Tell me a Chris Brown and Rihanna joke.
    Siri: I can't. I always forget the punch line.

  11. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
    My quote needs work. Close the preview.
    Gotta love Steve.

  12. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

  13. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Biggest Mystery In The Entire World:
    Who is one who takes photos of an airplane while it's in the air?

  14. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Isn't it freaking Hilarious how
    I desperately try to remember something
    I forget it in an hour.
    But when I desperately try to forget something,
    I remember it for almost all my natrual life.

  15. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Nobody really cares if you're miserable;
    so why don't you go ahead and be happy.

  16. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    stop holding on to what
    ||| hurts and make room for what feels good

  17. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Let me tell you something about Finding Nemo.
    Nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means Nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of Marlin, Nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up Nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.

  18. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Mom: What do you want from mcdonald's?
    Me: Yes.

  19. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    interactive follow button :)

  20. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:54am UTC
    How tough am i?
    I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I went on disney channel's website
    without my parent's permission.


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