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LilCandy

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Member Since: 29 Jul 2012 12:16pm

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LilCandy
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 9:25am UTC

That awkward shivery moment when you realize that in the movie "2012" The first place that flooded was New York and now its almost the end of 2012 and New York is flooding!

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LilCandy
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 8:16am UTC

Need a friend?
Text me.
Need a laugh?
Call me.
Need money?
This number is no longer in service.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 10:01am UTC

In this crazy world of choice's
I only got a few
Either you're coming with me
Or im coming with you.
Because I finally found you. ♥
-Enrique Iglesias

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LilCandy
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Real Eyes
Realize
Real Lies

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 10:44am UTC

Was thinking what to go as for Halloween this year,
And then it hit me.
Dress up all in red and say "Im your period I came early.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 6:58pm UTC

I wish this night would never be over,
There's plenty of time to sleep when we die,
So lets just stay awake untill we grow older,
If i had my way we'd never close our eyes.
Adam Lambert - Never close our eyes ♥

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 6:38pm UTC

<(◕‿◕<) Slide to the left
Slide to the right (>◕‿◕)>
<(◕‿◕)> (>◕‿◕<) Criss Cross
Criss Cross (>◕‿◕<) <(◕‿◕)>
<(◕‿◕^) (^◕‿◕^) (^◕‿◕)>Cha cha now yall

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Keep your head up gorgeous, he isn't worth your
time or your tears. You were happy once without
him, you can be happy again. ♥

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 5:43pm UTC

There comes a point in your life when you
realize who really matters,
who never did,
and who always will.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 12:07pm UTC

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 11:18am UTC

Im not saying I "Hate" you but..
I catch myself fantasizing about you getting
attacked by Honey Badgers, barefoot in a
desert of lego bricks, near a Bieber concert.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 10:26am UTC

3 Horrible Things In Life -
1.) Seeing your mother cry.
2.) Seeing the love of your life love someone else.
3.) No internet connection.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 9:58am UTC

Hi I think I love you.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 2:13pm UTC

♥ She might not be the one you see in a
magazine, she might not be the one your
fantasize shes the only girl left in the world
that can guaran tee what you need tonight ♥

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I can't set my hopes to high because every hello
ends with a goodbye.♥

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 2:07pm UTC

"If there ever comes a day where we can't be
together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there
forever" - Winne the Pooh

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Everyone wants to be happy, but no one wants
any pain. But you can't have a rainbow,
without a little rain.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 1:59pm UTC

Head up, stay strong, fake a smile, move on.

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC

So the elephant says to the camel
"Why do you have two b00bs on your back?"
and the camel replied
"Well that's a stupid question coming from the one who has a d!ck on his face."

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LilCandy
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 2:09pm UTC

1.) Go on google and type "50 Most popular women"
2.) Click on the first link
3.) Check out #7
4.) Favorite this if you laughed ♥

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