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Cammie
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April 25, 2013 7:47pm UTC

I think a lot, but I don't say much.

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wittyquotesgurl
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April 25, 2013 7:28pm UTC

It's scary how fast I'm growing up.

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CharliesTheName
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April 25, 2013 6:19pm UTC

English Teacher: If you don't hand in your portfolio on time, you fail your finals.
English Teacher: That means that you fail 20% of your grade.
English Teacher: And that means you can't go on to English IV.
English Teacher: Which means you have to take English III and English IV at the same time next year.
English Teacher: So hand it in on the day it's due.
English Teacher: The only excuse to hand it in late is if you're dead.
Me: But what if I'm sick or at the hospital or on vacation?
English Teacher: If you're on vacation, have a friend bring it in.
English Teacher: If you're sick, have a sibling bring it in.
English Teacher: If you're at the hospital, your parents should be able to bring it in.
English Teacher: So unless if you're dead, hand it in on time.

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seafoam*
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April 25, 2013 7:48pm UTC

You unfollow me because you're
afraid of falling in love with me, I know.

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Butterbear
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April 25, 2013 7:44pm UTC

*Teacher leaves room durring a test*
Elementary school: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
High school: YO', WHAT'S NUMBER 1?!
tumblr

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC

all i do
at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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kristabff
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April 25, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I'm so lazy
I can't even finish this sen

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Cammie
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April 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC

i see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 years ago

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BravoSierra
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April 17, 2013 12:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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carlydawn25
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April 16, 2013 10:41pm UTC

I met a girl through my friend on facebook that should be a wittian. Our conversation over a picture:
*Picture is of a girl jumping in a soccer game to grab the ball*
Her: Teach me how to levitate.
Me: ^ I don't know who you are, but you're my kind of funny.
Her: Hi I'm Ranae and I like being awkward on elevators.
Me: Nice to meet you, I'm Carly and escalators scare me because I feel as though they're going to eat my feet.
Her: I wear crocs to protect my virginity.
Me: Very smart. My face must be croc shaped.
Her: I am a croc.
Me: Awkward croc high five.
Her: This escalated quickly.
Me: DON'T TALK ABOUT ESCALATORS! They're evil, mindless creatures that eat feet.
Can we take her in?

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glitter162*
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April 16, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Whenever I sit down in a field
I automatically start pulling out grass.
Anyone else?

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:43pm UTC

i wanna go on a shopping trip where
i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free.

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BravoSierra
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April 11, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Faces like yours, belong in a zoo.
But don't you worry, I'll be there, too,
Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC

do you ever "miss" a food
after you're done eating it.

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happiest*
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April 11, 2013 2:31pm UTC

When you think
you feel a spider on you..
but then you realize it's just your hair.
:P
-not my format.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 1:33pm UTC

That one song
» that make your ears lose their virginity.

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BravoSierra
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April 11, 2013 12:59pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I am one step away from being rich.
Now all I need is money.

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wittyquotesgurl
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March 26, 2013 6:21pm UTC

난 니가 싫어.
Je vous déteste.
Σε μισώ.
我恨你。
Odi te.
أنا أكره لك.
Я тебя ненавижу.
わたしは、あなたが大嫌いです。
Te odio.
Is fuath liom tú.
That's I hate you in 10 different languages.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 9:42pm UTC

when i turn 69, i'll probably
laugh for the entire year.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 26, 2013 4:02pm UTC

me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome

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