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  English Teacher: If you don't hand in your portfolio on time, you fail your finals.
  English Teacher: That means that you fail 20% of your grade.
  English Teacher: And that means you can't go on to English IV.
  English Teacher: Which means you have to take English III and English IV at the same time next year.
  English Teacher: So hand it in on the day it's due.
  English Teacher: The only excuse to hand it in late is if you're dead.
  Me: But what if I'm sick or at the hospital or on vacation?
  English Teacher: If you're on vacation, have a friend bring it in.
  English Teacher: If you're sick, have a sibling bring it in.
  English Teacher: If you're at the hospital, your parents should be able to bring it in.
  English Teacher: So unless if you're dead, hand it in on time.

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English Teacher: If you don't hand in your portfolio on time,

97 faves · 4 comments · Apr 25, 2013 6:19pm

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CharliesTheName

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im_just_me · 1 decade ago
my teacher said even if we were abducted by aliens we better have it in on time ...
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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl · 1 decade ago
For our research papers our English teacher told us that if we got in a car crash and we being rushed to the hospital to save our lives, give the paper to a police officer and have them deliver it, or just have the ambulance stop by the school and turn it in then
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Christa133 · 1 decade ago
That is legit my history teacher with NHD
Direct quote: "Tell your mother to stop dying for a second and then give me your paper."
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
That's ridiculous
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English Teacher: If you don't hand in your portfolio on time,

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