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I met a girl through my friend on facebook that should be a wittian. Our conversation over a picture:
*Picture is of a girl jumping in a soccer game to grab the ball*
Her: Teach me how to levitate.
Me: ^ I don't know who you are, but you're my kind of funny.
Her: Hi I'm Ranae and I like being awkward on elevators.
Me: Nice to meet you, I'm Carly and escalators scare me because I feel as though they're going to eat my feet.
Her: I wear crocs to protect my virginity.
Me: Very smart. My face must be croc shaped.
Her: I am a croc.
Me: Awkward croc high five.
Her: This escalated quickly.
Me: DON'T TALK ABOUT ESCALATORS! They're evil, mindless creatures that eat feet.


Can we take her in?
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I met a girl through my friend on facebook that should be a wittian.

97 faves · 18 comments · Apr 16, 2013 10:41pm

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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
I think we can take her in...as long as she likes cats, Nutella & is a potato. Lol jk SHE'S IN.
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StarCrossedLover · 1 decade ago
She pasted the test
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ParticipationAward* · 1 decade ago
SHE MUST JOIN OUR CLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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amazed* · 1 decade ago
That kind of happened to me... I know this girl in my school who loves cats (in that witty sort of way) and also cuts. I was thinking of going to her ask/fm and inviting her to witty, but I'm scared because she is kind of mean and also popular so she may spread it around and everyone in my school may end up with a witty... and that is not ok lol.
Should I still tell her? (ask/fm is anon)
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imthebest1234 · 1 decade ago
no
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hiyaxxx · 1 decade ago
YES
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HellBanana · 1 decade ago
Put her through the test .....give her a potato. If she befriends it, she is our kind.
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carlydawn25 · 1 decade ago
Yes, yes... And a cat.
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永久* · 1 decade ago
Yeppppp kidnap!!
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willowxoxo · 1 decade ago
what if she saw this &commented that she already was part of us.
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carlydawn25 · 1 decade ago
I would be shocked... and then proud, cause I called it!
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PrettyMwah · 1 decade ago
Let's adopt her. Problem solved. :D
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carlydawn25 · 1 decade ago
Or... kidnap... MUAHAHAHA! >:D
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PrettyMwah · 1 decade ago
AMAZING IDEA. Go get her address, a shovel, and a trash bag. Oh and some evil potato children. ._.
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carlydawn25 · 1 decade ago
Um... I think we should go with a baseball bat over a shovel. I don't think I'll be burying her. Yet. 0_0
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PrettyMwah · 1 decade ago
The potatoes will take the blame, and they get grounded by their parents >:)
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carlydawn25 · 1 decade ago
Oooor, I could just eat the potato children. They won't struggle too much.
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PrettyMwah · 1 decade ago
Yes....but shovels are sharp >:)
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