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carlydawn25

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Member Since: 7 Dec 2011 09:16pm

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Hi, my name is Carly ^_^
I live in Colorado and I love the Colorado Avalanche, so if you even think about touching my husband Gabe Landeskog *swoon*, I will challenge you to a battle to the death.
I am a soccer player, a senior in high school, and part penguin (specific species: awkwardiouspenguinous) ;) I have three dogs that I looove, too bad I don't have a cat though... I love reading and drawing!!! :D







The voices are telling me to kill you.



Cats will rule the world one day...
 
  1. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    November 11, 2013 11:56pm EST
    Okay. I really would like some help! I dated a guys for two months and broke up with him two weeks ago. Because I was interested in his best friend. And his best friend and I have hung out a lot lately. And kissed a lot lately. Um, we've both admitted to being interested in each other and we don't know what to do. Because of bro code. Ya know? Please help :/

  2. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    September 4, 2013 2:26pm EDT
    So, I asked my boyfriend if we could go to the pet store so I could pet a bunch of puppies.
    And that is the story of how I ended up with my two mice, Peter Pan and Sherlock Holmes.

  3. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    August 22, 2013 6:25pm EDT
    So, my parents just met my boyfriend for the first time the other night. It was horribly embarrassing. Tell me your crazy stories :)

  4. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    July 21, 2013 12:23pm EDT
    I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.
    -Lord Byron

  5. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    July 13, 2013 10:09pm EDT
    I feel bad for large-handed pringle lovers.

  6. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    June 25, 2013 8:55pm EDT
    Monster's University was probably the best movie ever.

  7. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    June 22, 2013 2:34am EDT
    When I was younger, whenever someone hurt my feelings, my mom would ask if my feelings would like a kiss and of course I said yes. She would always ask where my feelings were, and there were right above my butt, EVERYTIME.

  8. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    June 15, 2013 8:51pm EDT
    "Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here."
    -Hercules

  9. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    June 15, 2013 8:48pm EDT
    "I'm a big tough girl, I can tie my own sandals and everything."
    -Meg from Hercules

  10. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    June 11, 2013 9:23am EDT
    So I got this fortune in a fortune cookie: "A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection." This was a while ago. I think he's lost.

  11. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    June 10, 2013 12:07am EDT
    Because... who could fall in love with a girl who hates herself?

  12. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    June 8, 2013 8:49pm EDT
    I might be moving about thirty to forty minutes away from my current house. My parents have asked if that commute is okay for me to make and I keep replying with a "yes" but what I really want is to change schools... Is that weird? I'm going to be a senior next year. Can I get some oppinions?

  13. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    May 13, 2013 12:04am EDT
    So, its been about a year since this happened...
    I came out of the shower late last night to hear my brother sobbing. I ran downstairs and saw him lying in the corner of the kitchen with a knife pointed towards his belly. I sprinted towards him and pulled the knife out of his hands, shaking. I pulled him towards me into a hug and we sat there for three hours like that, talking. He kept saying that he felt dead inside and he didn't want to sleep because that would bring tomorrow. He just wanted it to end... I just told him I love him so much and I need him here. We sat there and cried together...
    I've never been so scared in my life.
    I love you Brett ♥
    so much... don't you ever forget that. I would miss you so much if you were'nt here. I need you...
    Imagine me coming downstairs in the morning, screaming and running towards his bloody body...

  14. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    May 1, 2013 10:29pm EDT
    Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse.
    Suicide eliminates the chances of it ever getting better.

  15. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    April 30, 2013 8:47pm EDT
    Look up 10 Minute Nighttime Daytime. Night will be made. Or, here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVPALj6XWgU
    :)

  16. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    April 25, 2013 9:47pm EDT
    Look, I drew a picture of how much I care.

  17. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    April 25, 2013 9:38pm EDT
    A pretty face doesn't always mean a pretty heart.

  18. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    April 23, 2013 9:49pm EDT
    I'm going to dig up my time capsule from when I was 6 - I can't wait to see how big my puppy got!

  19. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    April 18, 2013 1:19pm EDT
    So, I had knee surgery yesterday and when I woke up in the recovery room and the nurse asked me how I was feeling, I said: "I want a pet shark."

  20. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
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    April 16, 2013 10:41pm EDT
    I met a girl through my friend on facebook that should be a wittian. Our conversation over a picture:
    *Picture is of a girl jumping in a soccer game to grab the ball*
    Her: Teach me how to levitate.
    Me: ^ I don't know who you are, but you're my kind of funny.
    Her: Hi I'm Ranae and I like being awkward on elevators.
    Me: Nice to meet you, I'm Carly and escalators scare me because I feel as though they're going to eat my feet.
    Her: I wear crocs to protect my virginity.
    Me: Very smart. My face must be croc shaped.
    Her: I am a croc.
    Me: Awkward croc high five.
    Her: This escalated quickly.
    Me: DON'T TALK ABOUT ESCALATORS! They're evil, mindless creatures that eat feet.
    Can we take her in?

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