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BravoSierra
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March 18, 2013 7:36pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Saying "never mind",
because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Me: I'm not crazy. I swear.
Me: Don't worry, I know you aren't.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:44pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
In awkward situations,
we all pretend to text.

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lovecrazy
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March 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC

I can fck my entire life up in a matter of 5 seconds.
I should get some kind of award for that.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC

If you're having a bad day
just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

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Loopy23
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Me:*goes to open energy drink*
Energy drink: Wouldn't it be funny if...
Energy drink: I fizzed all over...
Energy drink: Your white shirt?
Me:
Me:
Me: Not really.
Energy drink: Fizzes over me
Me: -_____-

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

zebras are just horses who escaped from prison format credit-rajsonkar

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wasted_wishes
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullsh*t.

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savannarosee
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Its crazy how the person who ment the world to you..
can leave your world in pieces.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:43pm UTC

can you relate? Doing stupid things in front of
the mirror right before
showering. format credit-rajsonkar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: This is so easy! I understand so much of this
Trying to construct sentences in that language: What am I doing? Jesus take the wheel, where is Google Translate?

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converse97
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:02pm UTC

we still haven't found out
what zoey said about chase
in her time capsule

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Me talking to my friends little sister whose in grade 2
Me: Don't worry about him, there's more fish in the sea
Her: But I don't want a fish! I want a human bean.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC

I bet earth
Makes fun of other planets for having no life

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 1:45pm UTC

mom: you can't stay online forever. me: is that a challengeformat credit rajsonkar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Math teacher: Reading is hard
Classmate: Reading isn't hard
Math teahcer: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y?
Math teacher: What do you mean sometimes?
Math teacher: That's like saying that speeding is sometimes illegal.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:35pm UTC

3 minutes of extra sleep in the morning:
seriously does matter

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TrulyMadlyDeeplyy
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes
she’s cheer captain and i look incredible

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