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PaytonSawyer

ParticipationAward* · 1 decade ago
Or just another lost star sleeping on the streets and begging for money from others who will soon end up in your place.
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
Lol i live in New York but not in the city but i go to the city at least once a year and I'm not even close to being talented.
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Livelovemusic11 · 1 decade ago
I could never do that. That is very impressive haha
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ParticipationAward* · 1 decade ago
I was drinking coca-cola whilst reading this quote...
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gurlygirl217 · 1 decade ago
:O One year without Rootbeer?
Good for you! -I know I can't do that, lol. =D
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Steve · 1 decade ago
Very impressive!
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AwkwardlyFiona* · 1 decade ago
I was actually scared for a moment there
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WhenAllElseFails · 1 decade ago
Lol the text at the very bottom xD When I was reading it, I was just like wondering if it was a joke or something. It's hilarious, lololololl
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I was about to go "Now tell me WHY this is in the top quotes"
Then I saw the last line. Clever(;
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wowurcrazy · 1 decade ago
BUT HE LUV HER 5EVER <3 <3
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
it makes me cry for humanity
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
I was just going to scroll down, rolling my eyes until I saw the last line... I internet applause you. xD
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isabeltheosm · 1 decade ago
lol at first I was going to yell at you for bad spelling
then i saw the last line.
:) funny :D
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Kylie2qte · 1 decade ago
what are you even saying?
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
uhm, sorry...my brain didnt hurt?
my brain EXPLODED
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theawkwardauthor · 1 decade ago
omfg dying XD XD
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I read and thought "Omg, this is so pathetic, and grammaticly incorrect".

Then I saw the "Or you can favorite if that made your brain hurt", and laughed.
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
I was about to shoot myself, until I read the last line.
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AmbersWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
I feel so bad for laughing at this
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ferggy09 · 1 decade ago
If you want a single book: !984 by George Orwell or the Running Man by Richard Bacman/Stephen King. The are both kinda depressing but really good :)
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