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gurlygirl217

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Member Since: 26 Apr 2012 07:50pm

Last Seen: 7 Jun 2014 01:24am

Birthday: August 7

Location: Dayton,OH

Gender: F

user id: 295326

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  1. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Teacher: You guys been good!I am going to reward you with a movie.
    Class: *screams*
    Teacher: But it has to be Science related.
    Student: I would rather do work!
    Class: *agrees*
    Teacher: Ugh-ugh-ugh, wait. Who said I can't make it science related?
    Same Student: Can you make Mike Myers cutting off someone's head 'science related'?
    Teacher: Disecting, and the human body is science.
    Class: AND THE AWARD FOR BEST TEACHER IS...
    So moral to the story kids:
    Scary Movies are science!
    :l

  2. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Me: I like that.
    Me: *looks at price tag*
    Me: I don't like that anymore.

  3. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    I DO WHAT I WANT,
    WHEN I WANT,
    WHEREVER I WANT.
    .. as long as my mom says its ok..

  4. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    How I flirt: *stares from a distance*

  5. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    *buying stuff at the store*
    Cashier: "Are you buying all these?"
    Me: "NOOOOOOO, I'm stealing them,
    I just wanted to show you first".

  6. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    During a math test:
    Me: my answer = 23
    Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
    Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

  7. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    normal person: sings lyrics
    me: sings lyrics
    me: sings backup vocals
    me: sings guitar riffs
    me: air-drums entire song
    me: headbangs

  8. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    My hair tie won't go around my hair 3
    times but it's too loose when it's only
    wrapped twice.

  9. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    2014 is less than 5 months away...
    Just let that sink in.

  10. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    I don't just sing in the shower...
    I perform.

  11. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Me: Siri tell me a joke.
    Siri: *turns on front facing camera*

  12. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.

  13. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    I hate when people say, “You’ve barely touched your food”. Like what do you want me to do, stroke it?

  14. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    *Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.*

  15. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    cheers to the freakin' weekend
    *lays in bed for 2 days straight*

  16. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:33am UTC
    "...I don’t know if I’ll fall asleep tonight
    When you won’t, just won’t get off my mind.."
    -Cody Simpson
    Awake All Night

  17. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Brave.
    The only princess movie who doesn't need to have a prince to save the day.

  18. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    If only I could burn my calories as fast as I burn my popcorn.

  19. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Does anybody remember the movie Eragon? You know the one with the cute boy and his super awesome dragon Saphira?
    They never made a sequel. -_-

  20. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³
    What teacher sees: 2+2=4
    What you see: すきうせちし
    What you remember:

:)

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