AwkwardlyFiona*

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AwkwardlyFiona*

Status: Well Howdy.

Member Since: 17 Jul 2012 02:10pm

Last Seen: 20 May 2016 04:31pm

Location: Under yee bed ;)

Gender: F

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

What's the point in talking,
when nobody's going to listen?
What's the point in screaming,
when nobody will hear?
What's the point in feeling,
when there's nothing to feel?
What's the point in living,
when you're not alive?

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Today I realised that I didnt have any trainers for PE. So after school me and my mum went to a shop , found the shoes, went in the line to pay. Normal. It was our turn at the till thing and the worker, upon first glance, looked normal. Until I looked at her more I realised that her abnormally skinny wrists were covered in tight bands. When she lifted her arm on the free wrist I noticed some fading scars. When she spoke she just seemed so. . . tired , as if she was just drained from life. By the time I had processed all this we'd done paying and we had to go.
She was in pain, and I didn't do anything to stop it.

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:44pm UTC

I just hit me that a few months ago i got a top quote (yes it was only top because of the comment number but don't take this away from me)

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Let's play: spot the sentance where Dan Howell isn't being sarcastic!

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:40pm UTC

I just realised that a quote i posted that says:
uhm idk what to make a quote about so ok bye
has 2 faves already.
2 faves more than a deep, meaningful quote that I would post.
What.

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Sometimes I really want to put my quote in the "funny" category, but then i realise that I might seem arrogant and just put it in the "story" one instead.

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC

When somebody joins a fandom:
Fandom: Omg how dare you join now you weren't a fan sine they were 2 years old stupid noob
my quote so if for some reason you want to steal its rubbishness no

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Uhm idk what to make a quote about so ok bye

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 3:38pm UTC

DAN AND PHIL PEOPLE STOP SCROLLING PLEASEEE
I think Dan has depression. The fact he's wearing long sleeved tops this summer just shows it. Apparently, he starves himself too. Just because people have carelessly been calling him fat and ugly online. Phan isn't helping. If you all can just keep it to yourselves. I think it's going to destory they're friendship. Because of phan, Dan has unfollowed phil on twitter. Just stop please, for the sake of Dan and Phil. What if, soon people will be like: i really miss when Dan and Phil were best friends. That's the direction it's turning in. So please. And spread this too, so we can help Dan and Phil!

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC

ZALFIE IS REAL HOLD ME

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Do you ever get it when you just fall in love with a song
and all you want to do is listen to it
and somehow shower it with love
but then you realise
it's a song and you can't physically touch it
and it's horrible
and ugh
Just me? okay

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 9:23am UTC

Normal teenagers home alone: -throws massive party-
Me when home alone: Guick, quick Gotta get all the food before they come back

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:57am UTC

So, if you are all going to beach on Britain like you do every year,i just want to remind you of everything we've brought to your lives.
If I see one more quote badmouthing about Britain, I might have to scream.
If you hate us:
We'll take Tea away
We'll take One direction away
We'll take Dan and Phil away
We'll take Tv away
We'll take Radio away
We'll take the Telephone away
We'll take electricity away
We'll take underground trains away
We'll take the world wide web away.
You get the picture.
You have the right to celebrate , yes, but that doesn't mean you literally have to make an average British person sad. How dare you blame us for something our ancestors did? That we had no choice over?
Jeez some people need to learn respect.

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC

UGH!!
My best friend has a new online friend, and real life friend which I don't mind, of course. But for quite some time now, she has just been ignoring me whenever her real life friend is around, and ditching me for her online one.
I'm irrelevant to her when they are there but when they're gone I'm her friend again.
I'm getting fed up with it, if i'm honest!
This is the same friend who a couple months ago took a video of me singing on skype and showed it to everyone, whilst laughing at it. ( I had no idea she even had it )
And then she started crying and everyone was on her side.
I just don't know what to do anymore, help?

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 7:28am UTC

Worst self torture: Playing slender

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Happy birthday witty!!
By the way, the cats on the top of the screen are very pleasing.

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Guys! Someone explain to me why now we're all obsessed with gay marraige? Like seriously ok, it's wrong , it's right , let's move on. Why have we took it upon ourselfs to be 7 jabillion quotes about this?

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 9:01am UTC

I kinda have the feeling that if Ed Sheeran wrote a song about a rock I would keel over and cry about how beautiful it is.

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC

I am about to ruin the song 'naturally' by selena gomez for everyone.
But just listen to it, and imagine it's about a fart.

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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Humans make me uncomfortable.

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