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Aidan

Status: Nerd? I prefer the term intellectual badass

Member Since: 3 Feb 2011 02:48pm

Last Seen: 21 Mar 2014 06:21pm

Location: Casablanca, Morroco

Gender: F

user id: 150966

145 Quotes
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Aidan*

Flat chested unathletic Potato; Music lover & unknown Artist.
Mother of a child (Hid i'm talking about you ;)Nice to people most times, Witty is my Home.

I'm here if you need anything.


Format: Phillies99

  1. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Why I hate guests:
    1. I have to get out of my room.
    2. I have to engage conversations.
    3. I have to smile.
    4. I have to wear pants.

  2. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    What if all the song titles eneded with:
    in my bed?

  3. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    *How to compliment a girl in French*
    Bonjour cute!
    Madam? More like Madayum.
    Bon appetits.

  4. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:04am UTC
    *In a cooking competition*
    Judges: So what did you cook?
    Contestant: I made a chocolate mousse cake with vanila ice cream and sticky apples.
    Judges: That sounds great! Can we taste?
    Contestant: No.
    Contestant: *Grabs the plate and runs away*

  5. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:57am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    It's funny how dentist can explain all your problems by you not flossing.
    You: I have a cavity.
    Dentist: It's because you don't floss.
    Y ou: My tooth fell out.
    Dentist: It's because you don't floss.
    You: A guy shot me.
    Dentist: It's because you don't floss.

  7. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    That moment when you're watching a movie
    and a boy and a girl meet
    and you just think:
    yup, they're gonnakfuck.

  8. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:37am UTC
    Author: Let's write a book.
    Author: I have to add a meannbitch to spice things up.
    Author: Everybody hate her now.
    Author: How about showing her nice and lovable side?
    Author : She's now the most loved character in the book..
    Author: ...
    Aurhor: ....
    Author: Let's kill her.

  9. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Taylor Swift: I'm sick of young dudes,
    Taylor Swift: Want a guy who's 82.
    Taylor Swift: He can put up with me,
    Taylor Swift:: Cause he's been to world war two.
    Oh Shane!

  10. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Douche: Why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me?
    Like · Comment · Share 13 minutes ago.
    Girl: Because a rollercoaster can actually make me scream.
    3 minutes ago · Like

  11. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Dont you just hate it
    when flies rub their littlebshitty hands
    together, like they're plotting to ruin your life?
    Those littlebbastards.

  12. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Her: Take off my dress.
    I took off her dress.
    Her: Take off my shoes.
    I took off her shoes.
    Her: Take off my bra.
    I took off her bra.
    Her: Take off myopanties.
    I took off heropanties.
    Her: Comes closer.
    I came closer.
    Her: *whispers* Never wear my clothes again.

  13. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Girl: So dump guys get dump girls, and smarts guys get dump girls, what do smart girls get?
    Dad: Cats, mostly.
    Modern Family

  14. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    They should really consider writing a book
    where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

  15. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    That terrifying moment when you're reading a book, the heroes still haven't solved the problem and there's ony a few pages left.
    The even more terrifying moment when they have solved all the problems, and there's 200 pages left.

  16. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Get in the van!
    It has free candy!
    wifi

  17. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    You can't control everything;
    your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.

  18. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    My brain, when I want to go to sleep:
    Brain: Ok, time for bed.
    Brain: lol, you have to pee.
    Brain: It's too hot!
    Brain: It's too cold!
    Brain: Why can't you get comfortable?
    Brain: That's better.
    Brain: And you have to pee again.
    Brain: Hey, remember that time you did that very embarassing thing?
    Brain: And you forgot to do your homework.
    Brain: Do penguin have knees?
    Brain: What's that sound? there's a murderer in the house!!
    Brain: Na, that's just the cat.
    Brain: No, seriously, do penguin really have knees?
    Me: SHUT UP FORHFUCK'S SAKE I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
    Brain: ...
    Me: ...
    Brain: ...
    Me: And btw, penguin do have knees, I googled it.

  19. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    Best Friend: *jocking* I will give heads for food.
    Random chick: How are you gonna eat it with no head though?
    Me: ...
    Friend: ....
    Me: ....
    Friend: ...
    Me: ....
    Random chick: I'm serious.
    Me: ARE YOU FUCKINGHKIDDING ME?

  20. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:02am UTC
    I was an
    HONOR STUDENT
    what happened?
    Witty happened, that's what.

:)

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