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Aidan

Status: Nerd? I prefer the term intellectual badass

Member Since: 3 Feb 2011 02:48pm

Last Seen: 21 Mar 2014 06:21pm

Location: Casablanca, Morroco

Gender: F

user id: 150966

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Aidan*

Flat chested unathletic Potato; Music lover & unknown Artist.
Mother of a child (Hid i'm talking about you ;)Nice to people most times, Witty is my Home.

I'm here if you need anything.

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Aidan
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Why I hate guests:
1. I have to get out of my room.
2. I have to engage conversations.
3. I have to smile.
4. I have to wear pants.

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Aidan
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 12:53pm UTC

What if all the song titles eneded with:
in my bed?

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Aidan
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July 15, 2013 4:47pm UTC

*How to compliment a girl in French*
Bonjour cute!
Madam? More like Madayum.
Bon appetits.

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Aidan
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 11:04am UTC

*In a cooking competition*
Judges: So what did you cook?
Contestant: I made a chocolate mousse cake with vanila ice cream and sticky apples.
Judges: That sounds great! Can we taste?
Contestant: No.
Contestant: *Grabs the plate and runs away*

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Aidan
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 7:57am UTC

click to see this quote

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Aidan
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June 18, 2013 3:56pm UTC

It's funny how dentist can explain all your problems by you not flossing.
You: I have a cavity.
Dentist: It's because you don't floss.
Y ou: My tooth fell out.
Dentist: It's because you don't floss.
You: A guy shot me.
Dentist: It's because you don't floss.

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Aidan
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 3:12pm UTC

That moment when you're watching a movie
and a boy and a girl meet
and you just think:
yup, they're gonnakfuck.

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Aidan
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:37am UTC

Author: Let's write a book.
Author: I have to add a meannbitch to spice things up.
Author: Everybody hate her now.
Author: How about showing her nice and lovable side?
Author : She's now the most loved character in the book..
Author: ...
Aurhor: ....
Author: Let's kill her.

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Aidan
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Taylor Swift: I'm sick of young dudes,
Taylor Swift: Want a guy who's 82.
Taylor Swift: He can put up with me,
Taylor Swift:: Cause he's been to world war two.
Oh Shane!

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Aidan
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Douche: Why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me?
Like · Comment · Share 13 minutes ago.
Girl: Because a rollercoaster can actually make me scream.
3 minutes ago · Like

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Aidan
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Dont you just hate it
when flies rub their littlebshitty hands
together, like they're plotting to ruin your life?
Those littlebbastards.

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Aidan
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Her: Take off my dress.
I took off her dress.
Her: Take off my shoes.
I took off her shoes.
Her: Take off my bra.
I took off her bra.
Her: Take off myopanties.
I took off heropanties.
Her: Comes closer.
I came closer.
Her: *whispers* Never wear my clothes again.

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Aidan
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Girl: So dump guys get dump girls, and smarts guys get dump girls, what do smart girls get?
Dad: Cats, mostly.
Modern Family

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Aidan
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:13pm UTC

They should really consider writing a book
where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

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Aidan
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 5:36pm UTC

That terrifying moment when you're reading a book, the heroes still haven't solved the problem and there's ony a few pages left.
The even more terrifying moment when they have solved all the problems, and there's 200 pages left.

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Aidan
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Get in the van!
It has free candy!
wifi

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Aidan
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:10pm UTC

You can't control everything;
your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.

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Aidan
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC

My brain, when I want to go to sleep:
Brain: Ok, time for bed.
Brain: lol, you have to pee.
Brain: It's too hot!
Brain: It's too cold!
Brain: Why can't you get comfortable?
Brain: That's better.
Brain: And you have to pee again.
Brain: Hey, remember that time you did that very embarassing thing?
Brain: And you forgot to do your homework.
Brain: Do penguin have knees?
Brain: What's that sound? there's a murderer in the house!!
Brain: Na, that's just the cat.
Brain: No, seriously, do penguin really have knees?
Me: SHUT UP FORHFUCK'S SAKE I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: And btw, penguin do have knees, I googled it.

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 1:27pm UTC

Best Friend: *jocking* I will give heads for food.
Random chick: How are you gonna eat it with no head though?
Me: ...
Friend: ....
Me: ....
Friend: ...
Me: ....
Random chick: I'm serious.
Me: ARE YOU FUCKINGHKIDDING ME?

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:02am UTC

I was an
HONOR STUDENT
what happened?
Witty happened, that's what.

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