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Sonny84

Status: Boreeeeeeeeedooooooooommmmmmmmmmm

Member Since: 24 Jun 2011 03:30pm

Last Seen: 9 Jan 2017 12:22am

Location: Narnia

user id: 186831

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Hello, I'm Sonny84

and I'm addicted to the internet.
Hi there :) I'm pretty sure most people don't read these so yeah, I'm not gonna bother much. Just to let you know, I got a witty a while ago but agh too many changes... I don't use it that much but if you want to follow me, that's great! I'll try my best to follow you back. ♥
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  1. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Remember when Never Say Never by Justin Bieber Came out?
    And everyone thought they were so funny when they said:
    LOL HE JUST SAID NEVER TWICE!

  2. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Harry Styles:
    *Talking about song made for comic relief in Africa*
    Who has illegally downloaded this song?
    *crowd screams*
    Harry:
    SHAME ON YOU!!!
    SHAME. ON. YOU.
    Taylor Swift:
    So shame on me no-ow..

  3. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    My science teacher: Cows
    produce methane when they fart.
    Kid: Do humans?
    Teacher: It's typically only
    grass-eating animals...
    Kid: Ohh, so vegetarians do.
    YES, BECAUSE VEGETARIANS
    EAT GRASS.
    *facepalm*
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    My friend can't open her new bottle of nail polish.
    ...She's a black belt in karate.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 11:23am UTC
    There is no WE
    In FOOD.

  6. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    If the mushroom was such a fungi, why didn't they have the party at his house?
    THERE WASN'T MUSH ROOM.

  7. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Dear Adele,
    Thanks to you, I've ended up with a wet lighter.
    Sincerely,
    Setting Fire to the Rain

  8. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Who else remembers..
    "This is the shortest story ever:
    Once upon a time.... the end."

  9. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    Directioners:
    To all of you who are upset at the Haylor kiss, I just wanted to get my theory out. Haylor is obviousluy a management thing. They want to make Tayor Swift more famous, as well as One Direction. The boys openly don’t approve of Haylor. They would never say that about their best friend’s girlfriend unless it was a setup, and Harry would never go against his friends to date some girl. Their kiss: Nobody would tell their whole fanbase that theyre going to kiss their girlfriend at midnight. Management made them do this, because they want people to start shipping Haylor, but it’s not gonna work. We never will.

  10. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Dear Guys,
    LET ME TRANSLATE THIS INTO ENGLISH.
    WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE AXE, IT DOESN'T MEAN 'SLATHER MORE ON.'
    Sincerely,
    Choking To Death.

  11. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Friend: I made my username IHateGmail.
    Friend: They're asking for my number.
    Friend: Gmail's gonna call me??!
    Friend: Crap.
    Me: ♫ ...So call me maybe. ♫

  12. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 7:57am UTC
    Me: HAHAHAHA
    Friend: HAHAHAHA
    Me: Ok, ok! Let's be serious.
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:HAHAHAHA
    Friend: HAHAHAHA

  13. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    I have two lives.
    1) My real life.
    2) My internet life.
    I'm basically Hannah Montana.

  14. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    When people tell me not to act weird in public-
    B*tch please, I'm making your day interesting.
    nmq

  15. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Joker: Someone said you sound more like an owl than a bat.
    Batman:Who?
    Batman:
    Batman:
    Batman:
    Batman: -_______-

  16. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Me: *finishes dinner*
    Mom: You must still be hungry. Have some more brussels sprouts.
    Me: Dear god, I'm so full. I just can't. No more food. Please.
    Mom: Okay.
    Me: *halfway up the stairs*
    Mom: Sure you don't want some ice cream?
    Me: *Trips, falls down stairs, swims across Pacific Ocean, defeats Voldemort*
    Ooh, just listen to that stomach growl.
    ... I could use some ice cream

  17. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:08am UTC
    Girl:
    LIKE
    if yuo can raed tihs
    whit no porlqebm
    baecuas yuor jsut
    taht sarmt :).
    Me:
    *yro'ue

  18. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night
    and realizing you still have hours to sleep.

  19. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    I hope life isn't a joke.
    'Cause I don't get it.

  20. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    I'm not arguing.
    I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

:)

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